My relationship with Somali men.

[TheMightyNomad]

Apparently, if you help a female it means you're only after one thing and how dare you open a door or give a lift to an independent woman? But if you don't help her, it means chivalry is dead and men are lazy pigs. But as soon as she hears that brand new bugatti engine revving though, all principles and pride fly out the window.

Females are confusing.

That's exactly what happened to me few months ago as I was walking into a store, daydreaming as usual, I unknowingly held the door open for the person behind me, its a muscle reflex I guess, so anyways as this person who turned out to be a xaliimo, as she was getting in the store all I heard was "Ma anigaa ku iri albaabka ii qabo warya?!!" I awoke from my draydream and I said "lolwut? common courtesy uun bay iga aheyd ee hadaad khalad u qaadatay hadaba iga raali noqo" and walked away while laughing.

Apearantly holding a door for a women is Sexist! and so is smiling!

How smile reveals mans SEXIST Beliefs women betrayed facial expressions claims study

[TheMightyNomad]

^^ What's difference between Arabs and Somalis expect their complexion?
Expect Somali men treat their women better than arabs - I puke if arab man approach me.

If you can't have a Somali men - go to the next best thing -

Well actually Arabs and Somalis don't look alike, and apparently aren't related. I'm sure Itrah the resident DNA expert will expand on this point, he's covered the topic in-depth in many a thread. In any case, I agree Somali men are the better choice .

[MujahidAishah]

Tuushi its a disease.. You cant go to the supermarket ama the halal shop without wrestling a farax to get your shopping off em

[FarhanYare]

Tuushi its a disease.. You cant go to the supermarket ama the halal shop without wrestling a farax to get your shopping off em

haha sheeko aad keentay. What about the opposite ? are there any clingy xalimo

[MujahidAishah]

Ofcourse there is but they dont show crazy till you tangled in their web

Its the garoob farax that will wrestle shopping off a xalimo because they miss a home cooked meal

[COOL-MAN]

Tuushi its a disease.. You cant go to the supermarket ama the halal shop without wrestling a farax to get your shopping off em

Now this is taking it to another level

Aisho wey inoo dhameeysey

[FarhanYare]

Ofcourse there is but they dont show crazy till you tangled in their web

Its the garoob farax that will wrestle shopping off a xalimo because they miss a home cooked meal

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[MujahidAishah]

Coolman waa sheekada ku shaqeysaTiid

jamaacada garoob ibnul xayraan baa qalin jabisey

[COOL-MAN]

Chelsea soo orod

London the city of Garoobs

[Garaad_LQ]

There is this friend of mine who used to never mention or talk about women ,so he went back home and got married and when he came back everytime I see him he will be like Waar tani yay ahayd ? ,Waar tan Yaa dhalay ?,Waar tan mala qabaa?
and he is not the only one , I know a lot of married faaraxs oo aan naag soomaali ah la tusi Karin they will literally go insane whenever they see a young xaliimo walking down the the street ,
intu Haraadu ka bi'i laha waaba ka daraan

[gedo_gurl]

There is this friend of mine who used to never mention or talk about women ,so he went back home and got married and when he came back everytime I see him he will be like Waar tani yay ahayd ? ,Waar tan Yaa dhalay ?,Waar tan mala qabaa?
and he is not the only one , I know a lot of married faaraxs oo aan naag soomaali ah la tusi Karin they will literally go insane whenever they see a young xaliimo walking down the the street ,
intu Haraadu ka bi'i laha waaba ka daraan

Its the garoob farax that will wrestle shopping off a xalimo because they miss a home cooked meal

Dhulka!