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MujahidAishah wrote:

LoDoon wrote:Just thought I should take the liberty to add few more categories in the awards;

– Most likely to become Prime Minister:--SAHAL, Sophisticated : ----=
– Most likely to be famous:-------------FAH--------------=is he the squatter at the Somali embassy in Washington DC?
– Most likely to become a millionaire:-----Lama/AW-----=
– Most likely to win a Nobel Prize:-----knot the dreaming astronomerhyper/lama/AW-----------=
– Most likely to marry for money:--------ME---------=
_ Most likely to remain single till mid 40s because of money :-----------ME -------=I disagree
– Most likely to appear on Jeremy Kyle:----BIBS/LoDoon----------------
ala hooogayeey (Mujahid waa adhigaa baroortii islaamaha igaga yeedhiyey) oo Sumubaridi xalkee u iloowdey?
– Most likely to win X Factor:------------Agent-----------=
– Most likely to become a comedian:------Yusuf-----=
– Most likely to get ID’d when they’re 30+:----Chelski---=
– the 2 most likely to fall in love and get married:---agent + Flora -------=
_ The 2 most likely to fall in love but won't get married- Basra + Hyper--=
– Best newcomer:---------Innayah Bibs Agent Theguardian -----------=
– Best personality:-----too many to list--------------=
– Most gullible:-------------------------=
– Most sarcastic:--------AOC---------------=
– Most artistic:-------ADVO-------------------=
– Most annoying:-------------=[color=#FF0000] mahoka [/color]
– Most caring:---------YM------------------=
– Most annoying but loved:-----Lodoon--=That I can live with
– Most competitive:-------------------=Chealsea, that appreciation thread sees to it
– Biggest Drama Queen:-------------=Sumubaridi
– Biggest flirt:----LAMA---------------------------=
– Biggest gossip:----ME----------------------=
– Biggest/fattest ego:-------Basra------------------------=
– Biggest poser:------he knows who he is --lawd have mercy ---------------------=
– Biggest chav:---------lol ME----------------------=
And finally the group categories :
_ – The [name of activist group i e HAG, SJW,
Somaali baanahey etc etc... ] prize for outstanding achievement in the field of Embarrassments :-----SJW--------= I am the only Muslim in my village group and closet Atheists
– The [name of activist group i e HAG, SJW,
Somaali baanahey etc etc... ] prize for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence:---SL----------=everyone that is never touched by Beelsha heblaayo iyo habar wariors and their xaar

Malachite wrote:People still do this shit?

LoDoon wrote:

MoAwr wrote:AIDDGCG or !!!Awr Inc Diyusbara Development Geel Community Group!!!! Is proud to announce that dhuusomareeb dairy farms will be the official milk sponsorship for snet 17th annual awards

Caano geelaa aaahhh??!!!!
Aaar dadku ma ineey sakhraamaaan baad rabtaa??
Waar naga tag IT IS ALL ABOUT CAANOHA LO'DA!!
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Fck it is a party ha la iska mirqaaamo.... Aaar caaano geelka soo badi. Let's allow the GEEL community have something positive for once.

TheFuturist wrote:

Most intelligent = Basra
Dumbo of the year = XPlaya
Most articulate = The Futurist
Most incoherent = Hyperactive
Most creative = Geo
Funniest = Cherine
Most boring = Grant
Best gifs = the forumerer with a brown cartoon girl with large brown eyes and breaded hair....(KingWaslawi )

Best reponses = BV
Rudest = jamal9
Politest = Yummy Mummy
Most mellow = Idman
Comment of the year

Special categories:

Most Realest = Basra
Wadani of the year = Lamagoodle
Traitor of the year = gurey25
Qalanjo of the year = Miss Fiora (although I still think she is not the smartest)
Faarax of the year = Ismael
Idiot of the year = jamal9
Biggest Qabileste = Hyperactive & Chelsea
Best quran reciter = eye
Best /singerad = Ramibie

Rambie wrote:Inaayah keep karbashing Samu when he gets back.

KingWaslawi wrote:Eeshiyaanad yaroo uraysa ayaa caawa i dhacday, bal waa halkay gashaa burrito, in shaa Allaah, sabaaxad iyo feedh, tantoomo plus rukaas haddaanan isagu darin, oo hooyadeed oo aroos ah tusin nin ma ihi

MoAwr wrote:

LoDoon wrote:

MoAwr wrote:AIDDGCG or !!!Awr Inc Diyusbara Development Geel Community Group!!!! Is proud to announce that dhuusomareeb dairy farms will be the official milk sponsorship for snet 17th annual awards

Caano geelaa aaahhh??!!!!
Aaar dadku ma ineey sakhraamaaan baad rabtaa??
Waar naga tag IT IS ALL ABOUT CAANOHA LO'DA!!
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Fck it is a party ha la iska mirqaaamo.... Aaar caaano geelka soo badi. Let's allow the GEEL community have something positive for once.

as a fellow "Jire", how about we combine the two and supply the cocktails

LoDoon wrote:
Sxboow it is a good idea that t" should unite and work together but we of the Lo'da and their jirees can not trust the Camels because it is written in their history that their ancestor was lazy and work shy. In the Lo'dapedia it is written the story of the "Humph".... it tells how the Camel got his big hump.

"In the beginning of years, when the world was so new and all, and the Animals were just beginning to work for Man, there was a Camel, and he lived in the middle of a Howling Hawd Desert because he did not want to work; and besides, he was a Howler himself. So he ate sticks and thorns and tamarisks and milkweed and prickles, most 'scruciating idle; and when anybody spoke to him he said 'Humph!' Just 'Humph!' and no more.
Presently the Horse came to him on Monday morning, with a saddle on his back and a bit in his mouth, and said, 'Camel, O Camel, come out and trot like the rest of us.'
'Humph!' said the Camel; and the Horse went away and told the Man.
Presently the Dog came to him, with a stick in his mouth, and said, 'Camel, O Camel, come and fetch and carry like the rest of us.'
'Humph!' said the Camel; and the Dog went away and told the Man.
Presently the Ox leader of the Lo'da came to him, with the yoke on his neck and said, 'Camel, O Camel, come and plough like the rest of us.'
'Humph!' said the Camel; and the Ox went away and told the Man.
At the end of the day the Man called the Horse and the Dog and the Ox together, and said, 'Three, O Three, I'm very sorry for you (with the world so new-and-all); but that Humph-thing in the Desert can't work, or he would have been here by now, so I am going to leave him alone, and you must work double-time to make up for it.'

So Sxb markaas If we combine the two and supply the cocktails, you know who would be doing double work while the other goes in some corner at the party and Humphs?!!!.... Lo'da has learned it's lessons from the past and would rather do the supply thing kaligeed and Awrku can shoo off to find some other xoolo' to Humph at!!!

MoAwr wrote:

LoDoon wrote:
Sxboow it is a good idea that t" should unite and work together but we of the Lo'da and their jirees can not trust the Camels because it is written in their history that their ancestor was lazy and work shy. In the Lo'dapedia it is written the story of the "Humph".... it tells how the Camel got his big hump.

"In the beginning of years, when the world was so new and all, and the Animals were just beginning to work for Man, there was a Camel, and he lived in the middle of a Howling Hawd Desert because he did not want to work; and besides, he was a Howler himself. So he ate sticks and thorns and tamarisks and milkweed and prickles, most 'scruciating idle; and when anybody spoke to him he said 'Humph!' Just 'Humph!' and no more.
Presently the Horse came to him on Monday morning, with a saddle on his back and a bit in his mouth, and said, 'Camel, O Camel, come out and trot like the rest of us.'
'Humph!' said the Camel; and the Horse went away and told the Man.
Presently the Dog came to him, with a stick in his mouth, and said, 'Camel, O Camel, come and fetch and carry like the rest of us.'
'Humph!' said the Camel; and the Dog went away and told the Man.
Presently the Ox leader of the Lo'da came to him, with the yoke on his neck and said, 'Camel, O Camel, come and plough like the rest of us.'
'Humph!' said the Camel; and the Ox went away and told the Man.
At the end of the day the Man called the Horse and the Dog and the Ox together, and said, 'Three, O Three, I'm very sorry for you (with the world so new-and-all); but that Humph-thing in the Desert can't work, or he would have been here by now, so I am going to leave him alone, and you must work double-time to make up for it.'

So Sxb markaas If we combine the two and supply the cocktails, you know who would be doing double work while the other goes in some corner at the party and Humphs?!!!.... Lo'da has learned it's lessons from the past and would rather do the supply thing kaligeed and Awrku can shoo off to find some other xoolo' to Humph at!!!

Sxb I'm trying to fix the sac image with all the horse-beef scandal plus what happened at last years party where it was reported that:
"Thousands of partygoers were disappointed last year when they had to stop their festivities because the cows came home"

I've always heard people say, 'Party 'til the cows come home,' and that's what we were doing. But never in a million years did We ever think they would actually come home. It's too bad, it was a great party," said a dejected BaranbaroBariis, 34, as he headed to his car.
"We had just started playing the drinking game 21 Monkeys, when all of a sudden the front door flies open and this herd of cows led by the noisy Lo'don, walk in," said AbeesoMujahid, 30 and RahBaasto, 27
"That's when we knew it was all over," said a saddened Abeeso and Rah!