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1nemansquad wrote:Ok, now I think I have an idea what 'ictiraaf' means but I still don't get the joke. 'Naa miyaad guur doonaysaah ictiraaf baa soodhawe'

We will be recognized soon ee marry me for that sake..I didnt find it funny either..but you are slow dude.

Shirib, inanta yaanay kaa baxsan sxb, she's pretty, smart, with an aussie accent!!
Just in case you can't afford her, send her to Belleveu Peace and Laxoox!

Mz,

Do u have a sexy Australian accent

Cawar wrote:

1nemansquad wrote:Ok, now I think I have an idea what 'ictiraaf' means but I still don't get the joke. 'Naa miyaad guur doonaysaah ictiraaf baa soodhawe'

We will be recognized soon ee marry me for that sake..I didnt find it funny either..but you are slow dude.

Thanks Ileey, I can always count on you to shine on my behalf; It's really funny though now that I got it

MzBeautiful wrote:

Kramer wrote:Naa ma iskakaa biya biyeeystaa?

very lame becareful you might be hospitalised for saying this to modern day xalimos

maybe this is what your like! --

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared an apartment?
or
You make my software turn to hardware! can you download your virus in my Pc

I just shit into my pants. Can I get into yours?

Shirib wrote:Mz,

Do u have a sexy Australian accent

I am too much of an ausie..you watch home & Away

MzBeautiful wrote:

Shirib wrote:Mz,

Do u have a sexy Australian accent

I am too much of an ausie..you watch home & Away

Well, I had to google what Home and Away was so no, I don't watch it, but I take it that u have a sexy Australian accent

Kramer wrote:

MzBeautiful wrote:

Kramer wrote:Naa ma iskakaa biya biyeeystaa?

very lame becareful you might be hospitalised for saying this to modern day xalimos

What about---
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared an apartment?
or
You make my software turn to hardware! or
I just shit into my pants. Can I get into yours?

not impressive..go along with what true faraxs say "naaya kaalay ii guursee"

Shirib wrote:

MzBeautiful wrote:

Shirib wrote:Mz,

Do u have a sexy Australian accent

I am too much of an ausie..you watch home & Away

Well, I had to google what Home and Away was so no, I don't watch it, but I take it that u have a sexy Australian accent

yea ..Home And Away is a popular ausie drama it's shown acroos many countries..

If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you.

Kramer wrote:If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you.

haha pick up lines is not yout thing..try to be yourself in that case..

Hey...Mzbeautiful..somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Kramer wrote:Hey...Mzbeautiful..somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

you sure is not you mate

just tell her ur library card has a 50 thousand dollar spending money.

me: salam alaykum, can ive your father's phone number?
she: why?
me:wan ko so donanaya. [note this is westernized haliima]
she: mahaa wahaas la yirahda?
me: naa hade inan ko gursado ban donaya.
she: reer badiyo uff, naga tag.[she walks]
me: naa hadee number abaha nasii, awoow ga la janee.