SomaliNet Awards 2011

[Nanees]

Beans, don't listen to Nanees. She's paranoid and doesn't know what she's talking about.

twist suffers from permanent marijuana induced paranoia

[Beans]

Which qabiil do i need to befriend to get votes here?

You can always befriend the qabiil called Twist. Very friendly and the best qabiil hailed from the qab+iil-ridden Somalia.

What are the perks and benefits?

Do other qabiil`s goats dare eat near our`s?


Nanees what kind od protection?

I have invincibility potion that Chinese man sold me for 3 bucks

[Twist]

Nanees, people with permanent marijuana induced paranoia have the sweetest & the most laid-back personality and are also good communicators.

Beans, lots of benefits but it depends at the same time. Though we are friendly and such we can't get hostile every now and then as a self-defense tactic. That worries you?

[Beans]

Does this qabiil study marijuana effects as a hobby Twist? Coz that alone will have me sign up.

[Twist]

This qabiil uses marijuana and all related plants like uunsi as a hobby. Are you in?

[Beans]

U lost me at uunsi,

[Twist]

Wallaahi I had the feeling you won't get that.

What do you call that stuff Somali women use back home (and in the West sometimes too) as an air-freshener? The one they put in dab-qaad with coal?

[Beans]

I am offended that u think ma Somali is that bad.I know what uunsi is.I just dislike it with passion,

Waryaahe,u really think i am that much of a dhaqan celis?

[Twist]

Oh! The "you lost me" was as in you dislike it. See, that's what happens when two seniors try to communicate on the net. It's either face-to-face or this is consequence.

Knowing the fox you're, it might be you're just fronting and you really didn't know what uunsi meant. Are you playing me, Beans?

Luuq-luuq maroow laazim laamigaas imaanaa.

[XaliimoFarax]

My name is Alchemist and I'm also xalimofarax cheerleader

Why the frown at least Accident was proud and smiling.

You no longer accepted as a cheerleader for XF.

Beans I agree with Nanees run for ur life from Mr Twist. Ps uunsi is the BEST INVENTION and anyone who disagrees doesnt know what they are talking about.

[Twist]

XF, if you do not stop entering my ocean I'll fly to Melbourne next week & will tell that Pakistani guy you have the crush on, the one that works at the Woolworths in your neighborhood, all your dirty secrets.

Iga wareeji anigana waan kaa wareejinaa.

[XaliimoFarax]

Sorry me too somali for ajanbi's.

Iga wareeji anigana waan kaa wareejinaa.

I will just nod my head in agreement cos I have no idea what is being moved.

[Twist]

Damn! The list of dhaqan-celis Xaliimo's is increasing by the day.

How can you claim to be too Somali for ajnabis when your Somali sucks, eedo?

[XaliimoFarax]

Bax waryaa my somali might need a bit of polishing but im too somali to look else where; not that im looking any more.

[Beans]

Xaliimo U actually love the smell of uunsi? The smoke i mean?


Twist there is senior me and then there`s the senior u r.