If you could meet an Snetter, who would it be?

ZubeirAwal · Post by **ZubeirAwal** » Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:45 pm

Original dervish is a woman?,

ZubeirAwal · Post by **ZubeirAwal** » Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:47 pm

Jasmine would you mind me giving you an insight to your future?

Somali-Transporter · Post by **Somali-Transporter** » Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:51 pm

Original dervish female? i do not believe that?

Vivacious · Post by **Vivacious** » Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:55 pm

I am sure SecretAgent is lying.

Insomniac · Post by **Insomniac** » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:00 pm

The Agent never lies. So what crawled up her fanny to make her such a bitch?

Vivacious · Post by **Vivacious** » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:07 pm

There has to be something wrong.

BlackVelvet · Post by **BlackVelvet** » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:34 pm

ZubeirAwal wrote:Jasmine would you mind me giving you an insight to your future?

lol okay, go ahead.

ZubeirAwal · Post by **ZubeirAwal** » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:42 pm

You'll be alone, spending holidays abroad by luxurious hotels. At nights you'd be dreaming of a Prince Qurux/Charming, at day you'd be reading 50 shades of grey after reading it more than 50 times. Watching romances with an unlimited supply of Häagen-Dazs. After losing hope you'll find a innocent FOB with a soft accent who depends on you for his cleaning and cooking, but then due to the fact that you are a feminist you'll kill the poor bastard in his sleep. The forensics would have caught you and you'd spend alot of years if not decades in a female's jail.

:Shrug:

Insomniac · Post by **Insomniac** » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:45 pm

Then she becomes a butch dyke in prison and Insomniac becomes a guard at that prison. He watches BV and her lesbian entourage get in all sorts of mess in the shower. He then calls the cleaners to clean all the mess on the floor and the shit smeared on the walls. He sniffs her pillow before finally killing her in her sleep. He attends the funeral and comes back when people leave to dig out the body. Then they lived happily ever after.

ZubeirAwal · Post by **ZubeirAwal** » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:47 pm

Then she rots and pops in your bedroom. A human body bloats to the point of explosion if they aren't buried.

Insomniac · Post by **Insomniac** » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:50 pm

I will take tender care of her and mummify her body until science allows us to bring people back from the dead. Then, I will lock her in my dungeons and make her wear endless supply of socks for me.

BlackVelvet · Post by **BlackVelvet** » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:53 pm

Kill husband in sleep :Obama:

Dead body in Insomniac's possession

InoCabdi · Post by **InoCabdi** » Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:17 am

zubeir awal

shirib

abakar

Adali · Post by **Adali** » Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:15 am

Basra

OjOO · Post by **OjOO** » Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:59 pm

hydrogen wrote:
OjOO wrote:love to have bun with St8OuttaDirree and ask him what happen to Qubee generation, and why wasn't any revolt about death of Tesfahun Chemeda on 24 august 2013.

Also i lke to meet the Mysterious Lamagoodle.
I would like to meet you, Mr."Staircase to heaven".

Only if i can soft landed on your carpet.

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