Somalinet Awards 2015 - nominate

[Theguardian]

Most intelligent >Quantum
Dumbo of the year > grandpa
Most articulate >Quantum
Most incoherent >
Most creative >Aisha/Lodoon
Funniest > Aisha/basra
Most boring >liquid
Best gifs >Agent4
Best reponses >
Rudest >
Politest > Coolman/hyperactive
Most mellow -hyperactive
Comment of the year > Lodoon

Special categories:

Most Realest >cool man/chelsea
Wadani of the year >
Traitor of the year > liquid and three others cant remember their names
Qalanjo of the year >
Faarax of the year >
Idiot of the year >
Biggest Qabileste > too many for my liking.
Best quran reciter > haven't heard anyone reciting the Quran
Best singer/singerad > Agent44 and some girl I can't remember her name.

[TheLoFather]

Most intelligent >Quantum
Dumbo of the year > grandpa
Most articulate >Quantum
Most incoherent >
Most creative >Aisha/Lodoon
Funniest > Aisha/basra
Most boring >liquid
Best gifs >Agent4
Best reponses >
Rudest >
Politest > Coolman/hyperactive
Most mellow -hyperactive
Comment of the year > Lodoon

Special categories:

Most Realest >cool man/chelsea
Wadani of the year >
Traitor of the year > liquid and three others cant remember their names
Qalanjo of the year >
Faarax of the year >
Idiot of the year >
Biggest Qabileste > too many for my liking.
Best quran reciter > haven't heard anyone reciting the Quran
Best singer/singerad > Agent44 and some girl I can't remember her name.

Theguardian, so you think you will just sneak in here and don't say nothin' about your honey moon?

Huuno taas la iskumaa ogeeyn!

[Thuganomics]

Comment of the year


"Abaayo, I know Somali girl's use the pregnant chance to pull the man's nuts. I know gabar beri tiri waxaan jantay in sodogeey Alaabtiisa laytuso hadi kale cunuga ayaa soo dhacaayo. She was just curious because people used to name him Daahir G*weyne. Sodohda called her one day when the Sodoga was sleeping and took the go'a from him so she saw him. Galabtii bey dhashay"

[AbdiWahab252]

Thug, I am telling you that we should start a wiki of snet quotes. Colonel started on for Dr.Yalaxow

[Hyperactive]

guys just before you give people titles and names such dumpest, rudues, stupiest, boring...etc remember people you daily have contact with dealing battles you we nothing about and they do not want to shere to feel pitty for them .

practice kindness people to recieve one. it's all fun and not serious but still practice little considaration to recieve blessing from God. you recioeve what you give.

i know you all somalis and strong and all.... but still.

[MarsinQorahay]

There are not enough people to cover everything. To bad a lot of people left.

The most intelligent = ITRAH

The most Wadani = Incognito/Quantum

The most realist = Liquid Hydorgen/Futurist

Most sarcastic & best GIF user = AOC

The funniest = Yusuf/Sanbalalosh/ Dr Yalaxow

The new comer of the year = Susu

Dumbest of the year = GrandpaKhalif

Best personality = Inaya

Qabilist of the year = TGS/Mahoka

Most articulate = Agent

Most annoying = DjiSomali/Sahal/Dr Yalxow

Most flirty & spontaneous = Aisha

Most dramatic & old school = Samu

Most informed, knowledgeable = Gury, Zumaale, Hawdian

Most Incoherent = Sahal

Traitor of the year = Agent

Most creative = Rooble

Most delusional & Short sighted = The Truth/ Knet

Most flip flopper = Grandpa/ Marsin

Politest = YM

Rudest of the year = Karti Haween

Most laid back = Games/Yusuf

Most gullible = Hyper

The best Somali English mix writer (that I manage to understand) = Sanbalalsh/ Games/ Dr Yalxow


Karbasher of the year = Me.

jallee Rambie, waad ku mahadsantahay xilka culus ee aad aniga iyo granpa nagu magacowday, lakiin nasiibdarro hal nin uun ba kasoo bixi kara, marka shacabweynaha ee somalinet siiba ahaan aniga oo marsin ah waxaan ka codsanhaya sababta aad aniga igu magacowday iyo sababta aad granpa ugu magacowday xilkaas ee culus ee sharafta badan, alle ayaa mahad leh. Waa billahi tawfiiq.

[Thuganomics]

Thug, I am telling you that we should start a wiki of snet quotes. Colonel started on for Dr.Yalaxow

That will make some good reading sxb

Dr Yalaxow and Empror would be the most contributes me thinks.Ill never forget Emperor's

"I bought a prosthetic tongue so I can perform cunninglingus on my girl friend" quip ever

[MujahidAishah]

Emperor was qaac and his gacan yare

[Thuganomics]

Emperor was qaac and his gacan yare

I remember somebody once asked him "If SL belongs to only Isaq,why do you have a Gadaburdi president" Wuxuu yidhi (and I'll paraphrase) "SL waa like a body

HY are the heart
HJ are the Muscle
HA are the brain
Ayub is the souls
Arab are the consiounce
Eidagale are the backbone
Dholoz and Warsangale are the waste
Xaga hore iyo xagadambe"

Then he came to the question at hand

"And Gadabursi are the hair markaan doono la baxno markaan doono iska xiiri karno"

[MujahidAishah]

Waar wuxu af Somali xuma

But it made me laugh emperor had no filter

[Thuganomics]

If you want qac though Google Muktar's .Aleylehe kaasaa qac ahaa.He was on a self declared "Jihad" to rescue Halimo's from Jamaicans lolllllz

[Djiboutian]

Emperor was qaac and his gacan yare

I remember somebody once asked him "If SL belongs to only Isaq,why do you have a Gadaburdi president" Wuxuu yidhi (and I'll paraphrase) "SL waa like a body

HY are the heart
HJ are the Muscle
HA are the brain
Ayub is the souls
Arab are the consiounce
Eidagale are the backbone
Dholoz and Warsangale are the waste
Xaga hore iyo xagadambe"

Then he came to the question at hand

"And Gadabursi are the hair markaan doono la baxno markaan doono iska xiiri karno"

[Theguardian]

Most intelligent >Quantum
Dumbo of the year > grandpa
Most articulate >Quantum
Most incoherent >
Most creative >Aisha/Lodoon
Funniest > Aisha/basra
Most boring >liquid
Best gifs >Agent4
Best reponses >
Rudest >
Politest > Coolman/hyperactive
Most mellow -hyperactive
Comment of the year > Lodoon

Special categories:

Most Realest >cool man/chelsea
Wadani of the year >
Traitor of the year > liquid and three others cant remember their names
Qalanjo of the year >
Faarax of the year >
Idiot of the year >
Biggest Qabileste > too many for my liking.
Best quran reciter > haven't heard anyone reciting the Quran
Best singer/singerad > Agent44 and some girl I can't remember her name.

Theguardian, so you think you will just sneak in here and don't say nothin' about your honey moon?

Huuno taas la iskumaa ogeeyn!

Oh it was alright - nothing special to mention - I was just counting the days - but I have to admit it was nice overall better than I expected...

Thanks for asking though..... How's the mrs?

[TheLoFather]

Huuno welcome back, glad you've enjoyed it.

[TheLoFather]

Oh yeah about the Mrs.? Well huuno dee wey iska noolshahey... And is good.