make ducaa for me...my life is over very important

[Gabre]

omfg

[garoweboy]

almost four years later and I still am laughing uncontrollably

It never gets old bro

[GalliumerianSlayer]

Still one of the most hilarious threads on this site.

[MayDay777]

salam alaikum walaalo

i need advice something very bad happen

yesterday came family lots..they come for visit from meelo badaan in london iyo leceister. they all sleep at gurigey. it was bedtime ii hoyo said aniga iyo cousin yaar in seexano waye. i was very angry iyo i shout "hoyoo niin a ahay 20 minute!" but still i have 2 go to bed..

now my blood is boil and when this happen sometime i masutrbate istaqfirullah but it calm me down so is halal...anyway hooyo ii aabo dhulka joodari or how u say matress? they put down for us 2 sleep together because they give my room to awowo.

anyway we have 2 sleep together and i lock door nd play psp because i want 2 stay awake...anyway after while my cousin fall asleep and i am very kacsi so i do new thing...i use wireless BT internet and go on internet on psp i go to google image and search bad stuff on google image and start haraam behavior because i am still angry to hoyo.

after maybe 2-3 minute januub a iga soo baxay iyo wiilka yarka gacantiis it go on a LOT and he wake up and scream.

anyway caabo run into the room and turn on light and as u know aniga qaawan aa fadhiyi. caabahay niin xanag badaan uu yahay ilahay xa dhafoo lakiin this time he go crazy...

he run at me and start to hit me everywhere and every one all family wake up and come in...i am naked and he just beating me.. after while i take duvet and cover myself and run away he chase me and hooyo is crying shouting "allah wiilkay yaarka qaniis waye!!" i am cry too because i am not...

i go to my friend house and sleep there and i am there now i just wake up..i have lots of missed call from hooyo ii caabo...

what should i say? please advice me and sorry for bad english i am tired...

i am new to site so please be nice aswell..

What the fuck did I just read

[FarhanYare]

Still one of the most hilarious threads on this site.

Stop flooding the forum with old threads.

[GalliumerianSlayer]

Still one of the most hilarious threads on this site.

Stop flooding the forum with old threads.

Actually contribute to this thread or leave. If you have something to say to me, you could always PM me, as simply as that.

[random123456]

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[IRONm@N]

This story have been posted here years ago, but still hilarious, be more creative next time.

[Xposed83]