Modern Problems Need Modern Solutions.

[Advocatar]

I believe that biggest threat to Somalia is ladies who refuse to give their vaginas to their husband every time an argument springs up, You see a vagina hugger creates a dangerous environment and angry rather passive aggressive husbands in the morning who take it out on every living thing that passes it way. It effects the whole community indiscriminately and the circle of violence will never stop.


A clan chiefs wakes up without getting any koochie from previous night, the elders meet in the shade provided by qurac tree, the clan elder makes deadly grave errors by making before expected decisions due to the flow of blood that never made it to his brain ( if you know what I mean ), The result will be massive war, the victims will respond and kill others that didn’t do any harm cuss of the never ending reer-hebel revenge. The community suffers, the city suffers, the neighboring towns/cities suffers, by couple of weeks the entire country suffers because:

He did not receive any coochie that would relief some stress from his shoulders .


That’s why:


all women in somalia should atleast provide unconditional koochie to thier husbands for one year term lease and I bet as a direct result.

1) trees will grow.

2) It will rain.

3) The grass will feed more camels and goat and cows will grow fat which means more milk and healthy meat,

4) The kids will be smarter due to the peaceful and caring parents.

5) men will put down their gun and will fill thier heart with lov.

6) when your happy, there's no point in fighting.



Remember to vote yes to the PUSSSIFICATION of somalia.

[Abdi_westldn]

pussification?

is this a remnant of the russofication that happened in russia during the reign of stalin?



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this is not abdi

[Ugaas Diini]

Adocator, the peace maker.

[Gatspy]

Souds like a peace plan to me. Advo for president.

[Madmadoobe]

"I believe that biggest threat to Somalia is ladies who refuse to give their vaginas to their husband every time an argument springs up.."


This is an outrageous statement you are making young man. . Surely Somali women wouldn't dare do such disconcerting thing