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a lot of things annoy me, road rage, slow internet connection, repeating myself, private callers, and not to mention, Drive-Thru employees at fast food places like Mcdonalds, most of them are naturally slow, from the moment you pull up, instead of the usual "Thank you for choosing Mcondalds, May I take your order please?" they start by saying things like "Can I help you?" as if they're doing ME a favor. ok, so you let that one slide and continue with your order, they interupt you by saying "huh?"? suddenly, you just want to pull up to the drive thru, grab the bastard, and stuff him in your trunk! why do they always have to put a deaf and an illiterate, high school drop out in the drive thru window?! WHY?!

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is that what a customer told you?

excuse me?

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eat quule, ask for some the sade squad, advo, luuq and sadaam.

Musika. I appreciate the business.

[quote="Luq_Ganane"]Musika. I appreciate the business. [/quote]

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tell nature the advantages of quule over mcdonalds.

Musika man, the benefits of Quule vary from one segment of the population to another.

Quule was sampled to Caghdeers and Hawiye tribesmen, and they reported better judgement, intelligence levels almost at the level of homo sapeans, lucid thinking, improved self esteem and self image, improved leadership qualities and so forth. In some studies Hawiye tribesmen have even noticed lighter complexion.

When Quule was sampled to Majerten the results varied. The results of Quule in Majerten tribesmen in Bulogudud showed more mental benefits. They realized, the stupidity of their actions, and the mental jolt that quule gave them, enabled them to think about packing up, and heading back to Galkaciyo. With the Majerten in Bossaso, self pride, dignity, higher testosorone, higher sperm count, biger testicles, nationalism, and a disdain for political prostitution and exploitation were reported.

In Marka, cad caads reported extreme cases of maybe wanting to change their sexual preferences to heterosexual, however this was rare. In the one straight cad caad we found in Marka, he testified, that he was able to satisfy his wife for the first time in his life. However he would not let me post his name, out of fear that he would be discovered as the only straight man in Marka. .

Please visit your neighborhood Quule pusher to experience the wonderful benefits of quule.