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REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 287 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories
With your teeth through her shirt.....108 Calories

PUTTING ON THE CONDOM:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary..................................... 12 Calories
69 lying down............................... 78 Calories
69 standing up............................. 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow................................ 216 Calories
Doggy Style............................ .....326 Calories
Italian chandelier. (just look it up).. 912 Calories

ORGASMING:
Real................................... 112 Calories
False.................................. 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over......................... Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................. 32 Calories
In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories

is that a you're work out plan?

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:

60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories


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LooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL

[quote="STREET_SWEEPERR"]GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:

60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
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DIS 1 KILLED IT

70 and over......................... Results are still pending

i make u loose 700 per min

[quote="STREET_SWEEPERR"]i make u loose 700 per min[/quote]


ALLA BEENTA BAL ARKA

[quote="xamari_gash"][quote="STREET_SWEEPERR"]i make u loose 700 per min[/quote]


ALLA BEENTA BAL ARKA [/quote]

LoooooooooooooooooooooL

How Da Fukk You Work Dat Out

You'll Be Lyin Down Da Whole Time

I Dont Believe its Excercise

SMELLY SOMALIANS

no joke its a exercise but u need to view it frm my angel

[quote="motty"]With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories[/quote]



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im anorexic

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jokes

[quote="motty"]
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories[/quote]




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