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Nigerians are bugging me

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I have a lot of this kind of emails in my inbox, there is a guy who claims he is a prince Laughing , one said he was the son Laurent Kabila Former President of the Democratic Republic of Congo Laughing , the CEO of Okeya National Bank. etc.

And now it seems they have taught the Japanese the art of email fraud. The greedy japanese will be worst than the Nigerians you just wait and see

Take a look at the most recent one I got

FROM THE DESK OF MR COLE JOSEPH
47 HILTON AVENUE,
VICTORIAL ISLAND,
LAGOS NIGERIA.

Dear Friend,

I am a director in the foreign affairs department of the Nigerian
National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). I got your email during a
personal research on the Internet and wish to use this opportunity to
notify you of the existence of a certain amount we wish to transfer
overseas for the purpose of investments and importation of goods from
your country.

In May 2006, a contract of sixty-six million United States dollars
($66,000,000) was awarded to a foreign company by my ministry. The
contract was supply, erection and system optimization of supper polyore
200,000-bpsd, system optimization of 280,000-monax axial plants and the
computerization of conveyor belt for Kaduna refinery. With only the
consent of the head of the contract evaluation department, I over
invoiced the contract value by thirty four million United States dollars
($34,000,000).

The contract has been completed long ago and the foreign company fully
paid off. But in the office files and paper work, the company is still
owed USD34M representing the over invoiced amount. Because this amount
is derived from the award and execution of a foreign contract, there is
no way the money can be paid locally. That is why I contacted you so
that we can do the project together for our mutual benefit. We have
concluded every necessary arrangement to transfer this amount to a
foreign account as the final phase payment for the said contract. What
we need is your bank account into which we can deposit the money and
after we shall come over there to share the money with you.

We sincerely need an honest person to work with and have agreed to share
the money in the following percentages, 70% will be for us who will
effect the transfer and 30% will be for you whose account is used to
secure the funds. There is no risk involvement because applications
will be made to the concerned Federal ministries and parastatal with
official approvals given by the Federal government before the Central
bank of Nigeria will be officially empowered to wire the funds to your
account by telegraphic transfer.

If you are interested, contact me by Email through osmund@2by2.net
indicating your full names or company name and address. Your direct
telephone and fax numbers. The name and address of the bank you will
like us to deposit the money, the telephone and fax numbers of the bank,
your account number etc. Everything has been arranged and I will send
more information about the business transaction to you as soon as I hear
from you. For obvious reasons, please keep the proposal top secret and
highly confidential.

Kind regards,
Cole
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Brave,

Tell them u need $1,000 (in cash only) for processing fees. Ask them to send it first Laughing Give them a Box address and take the money.

U will enjoy this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3887493.stm


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loooooooool@Holy Church of The Order of The Red Breast. Laughing Laughing
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I'll try that Laughing
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ME TOO ACUDU I GAVE THEM SOME FAKE ADDRESS. looooooooool
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Brav3heart,


Saxiib, this Nigerian guy tried to defraud my friend who was selling his computer on EBAY by asking him to ship it to Nigeria. My friend says okay and realizes this is a fraudelent purchase so he askes the Nigerian for a FEDEX account number to pay for the shipping. The nigerian gives him one and my friend goes out and fills a DELL BOX full of bricks and ships it via FedEx to LAGOs Laughing

I wish I could get a photo of the Nigerian who got the box Laughing Laughing
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this is classic


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I still don't know how some idiots fall for these scams. I usually get the lottery one in my email box.
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Ican, refrain from using idiots, when I was 14 I nearly fell for the lottery one. Worst of all is that it was a UK lottery draw and I'm not in the UK, and I still fell for it, though I lost the printed ticket. Sad Smile
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[quote="*jr"]loooooooool@Holy Church of The Order of The Red Breast. Laughing Laughing[/quote]


The picture of the Nigerian dude Killed it Laughing Laughing Laughing
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paidmonk. Surprised really?

There was some dateline or 60 minutes special on this where they tracked the nigerian scammers (they were all nigerians) and set them up, seeing the expressions on their face when they found out they were the ones being scammed was priceless. Laughing
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Have you ever seen a Nigerian net scammer cry, its pathetic wallahi Laughing

btw he calls his victims "Fools" Laughing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MidGXvrmgE
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looooooooool@ the nigerian red breasted nigga...............that sh!t was hilarious, I think I have once failed for the lottery gimmick, but never recived any of these boogos emials.


check this out,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mKRAjCsid8
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