BREAKFAST:
-Stuffed Blueberry Crapes
-Six Pancakes DRENCHED in Syrup and Bacon fat
-Chicken Fried Steak
-Jack Daniel's light beer
LUNCH:
-Ham sandwich smothered in Shrimp sauce
-Canjeero Amxaari stuffed with chicken and topped with cornbread crumbs
-Strawberry smoothie
DINNER:
-Six Large Pizzas
-A can of Spam
-One half-eaten chicken nugget
-Four cans of diet soda
SOMEONE PLEASE STAPLE ME SHUT!!
