The Perfect Man and the Perfect Woman

[Naaima]

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. true

Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

Men keep scrolling****.

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen

[HELWAA]

I dont get this.....

[Naaima]

you didn't , reread

[HELWAA]

still i did't get the meaning of the story....i see is a joke but i'm not laughing..

[zulaika]

helwaa,

let me break it down for u..the perfect woman(me) and the perfect man(my farax) was driving down a snowy road when we spotted a drunk slop(costa) stranded on the raod. Immediately I had imperfect thoughts of running him over but my farax(who was driving the car), and being the perfect man that he is, talked me into giving him a lift. a goodwill gesture i still regard to this day as efforts well wasted.

[Leila2007]

Off course there was an accident because a woman was driving - women are the worst drivers ever!!!!!!

And yes they dont listen neither

As for a perfect man there is no one!!!!!!!!!!

helwaa

what is going on today my dear

[HELWAA]

loooooooool zuli.........now i understand

[HELWAA]

[quote="Leila2007"]Off course there was an accident because a woman was driving - women are the worst drivers ever!!!!!!

And yes they dont listen neither

As for a perfect man there is no one!!!!!!!!!!

helwaa

what is going on today my dear [/quote]


nothing walaal...it's friday and i'm looking for the weekend....

[Leila2007]

Helwaa

For a minute I thought you were high on something (shishaa) and I just remembered this is Shekhah Helwaa

I am also looking forward to this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!

[HELWAA]

[quote="Leila2007"]Helwaa

For a minute I thought you were high on something (shishaa) and I just remembered this is Shekhah Helwaa

I am also looking forward to this weekend!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]



shiishaaa .............bisinka iyo yaasinka tabaarka.Nayee i'm against every drug outhere include smoking cigarettes....everything that can harm a persons body.

[Leila2007]

helwaa

You didnt read my post properly!!

Walle something is up with you today

PS: Do you have bad eyes or something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HELWAA]

Naa heedhe aniga maxaa ikaa dabo dhigay maanta....

[Gifted]

LOL it was funny until the bit that implies we women can't drive

[Leila2007]

Naa heedhe aniga maxaa ikaa dabo dhigay maanta....



I am also suprised!!! My apologies my dear!

Gifted

Women can drive but they are the worst drivers walle. Do even get me started on this topic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gifted]

We're not the worst....but the slowest drivers ....I like to think of it as being more causious and responsible