LoOoOoL...how dumb is Man U!

[1_londoner]

This aint THAT funny....but seeing as its taking the p.iss out of man u.....its friggin HILARIOUS! LoOoOoOoOoOoOOOooOoOOoOoOoOL

Sir Alex Ferguson goes to the Emirates because he wants to see how Arsenal's young guns play so well. Arsene Wenger tells him that he asks the players hard questions to keep them sharp. Wenger calls over Theo Walcott and says "Theo, he is not your brother, but he is your father's son. Who is he?" Theo says, "that's easy boss, it's me!" So Fergie goes back to Old Trafford and asks Rio Ferdinand the same question. Rio says, "Uhhhh boss, can I answer that tomorrow?" Sir Alex agrees and Rio phones up David Beckham in the US and asks him the question. He replies, "that's easy, it's me!" So Rio goes back to OT and Fergie says "have you figured it out now?" Rio replies "yeah, that's easy, it's David Beckham!" and Ferguson says "no you idiot, it's Theo Walcott!

hahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[precious_dyme]

Man U all the way!

[COSTA]

Q. What would you call a pregnant Man United fan?
A: A dope carrier.

[COSTA]

Michael Barrymore has offered Manchester United 1 million pounds to play as their striker because he wants 10 pricks behind him and 67,000 assholes jumping up and down.

[1_londoner]

A teacher starting a new job near Anfield tries to curry favour with her primary school class. She says 'I support Liverpool, how many of you support Liverpool?'

All the kids raise their hands except one girl at the back.

'Why didn't you raise your hand, Sally?' asks the teacher

'Because I don't support Liverpool'

'Why not?'

'I support West Ham because my mum and dad are from London and they're West Ham supporters'

'Well you don't have to listen to everything your parents say. What if your mum was a drug dealer and your dad was a car thief?'

'THEN I'd be a Liverpool fan!'

[1_londoner]

1st fan: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
2nd fan: Why?
1st fan: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

LoOOoOoOoOoOoooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOlLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

[DANGIRL]

Man Utd 4 - 0 Sunderland

Good match!

[military-mind]

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They put away their Play Stations..looool

[Cali_Gaab]

A boy walks into his parents room where he finds his father on top of his mother.......he runs back out of the room and heads for his grandmothers room.

His dad went to find him as soon as he finished what he was doing and amazingly found him on top of the childs grandmother and says:

"Son, what are you doing"

Son: "It's not funny when it's your mother is it"


Ok my bad, completely of topic.

[Angelin@]

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death. Wife says,
"If you keep on behaving like this, you will lose All your friends"