Happy Tenth Anniversary, Viagra. Here's Some Wood!

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31 March 2008

The traditional tenth anniversary present of wood is a fine and appropriate gift for the erectile dysfunction drug , Viagra's 10 year tenure. Viagra has maintained stiff sales numbers over its decade of availability. Profits have remained firm for its pharmaceutical manufacturer, Hardon Inc. Much of the credit for the engorged ED drug market must be given to former Republican candie, Bob Dole. Dole was part of the first protocol testing the penis- pick- me- up. Most Americans recognized that the candidate dole couldn't raise his hand never mind any other part of his anatomy and when they saw his MILF wife all they could do was pity the poor lady. No wonder she works for the Red Cross, was many US voters response.

But when old Bobbie got his groove back from the little blue pill that lady had a smile a mile wide and the former senator didn't seem to mind losing to Philanderer Clinton. Now ten years later, Lizzie Dole is purring like a kitten and ole Bobbie has a new lease on length, girth and longevity." Maybe Phil Bill should drop a few diamond blueies and his wifie might stay home once in awhile." Mocked no longer woeful Dole.