Christian Missionaries Knock On My Door

[AbdiWahab252]

One evening a few weeks ago, some Christian missionaries came knocking on my door trying to preach to me:

"Hello, Sir."

"Hello ?"

"Are you saved ?"

"Was I going to be lost ?"

"Have you found Jesus ?"

"Was I supposed to be looking for him ?"

"Do you believe in the One True God and his Son ?"

"Which God do you speak off ? Moslem, Christian, Hindu, ..."

"Christian."

"What makes the Christian one more special than the others ?"

"Well ......"

"What about this, why not let these Gods compete for us ? Why do we run after them ?"

They were shocked and ran off.

I hate folks who knock on your door trying to sell u stuff. Now they want to sell you religion

[The_Patriot]

Thats the Jehova witness crew.
I love them coz they know nothining apart from distributing the newsletters.

[The-Screw]

easy there pal. this is borderline atheism.

[gurey25]

For me its mormon missionaries..
I just smile let them talk for a while and then inform them that my name is
Mohammed.


this shocks most of them, and i love the look on thier faces for those couple of seconds till they recover.


classic

[Shirib]

I get into it with one of them once. she just gave me the pamphlet and said she will come back, left said she would comeback but never did. I was winning the damn debate and she ran away. I hate people who leave when I am winning.

[kambuli]

quote" Thats the Jehova witness crew."

Or they can be Mormons... That are the two that knock people's doors...But it is not wise to chase them away...When someone knocks your door..Take advantage and teach them what they don't know...That is if you know the religion yourself..

[AbdiWahab252]

Kambuli,

I am prepared for the last Ibsaaro, Akhiiro

[*Nobleman*]

I get those jehova witnesses sometimes. But i thank God i am muslim, the only logical deen.

[Enlightened~Sista]

lol Jehovah witnesses and Mormons do this type of thing..but once i was out and waiting at this bustop..this black woman assumed she was jamaican came to me..and all of a sudden starting talking to me 'Jesus loves you..and he died for your sins..i just wanted to tell you that' wallahi i thought she was out of her mind i replied back ' and i love him too'

[fisabililah]

assalamu aleykum,

any of you brothers and sisters met the "jesus army" people, http://www.jesus.org.uk/. these guys are annoying.

[American-Suufi]

Meet them clamly and explain to them with respect why you choose to be a Muslim. If you think they are annoying, imagine how hard was it for the sahaba r.a to convert pagans to Islam.

[INCONSPICUOUS]

they are not the only people, hari krishnas (something like that) in west end always talk to and try to convert u aswell as cristina and jahova's witnesses.

one time i had a hari krishna tryin to convert me and them some cristian jamaican came and told him and told me that i was a xabash he could see it in my eyes. so i left an them two caried on arguing about me even though i had already left

[Boqor__Daarod]

lol a christian preachers always preach to me in the city centre i dont know why but out of everyone they pick me and say hey you have friendly face and then talk about jesus.

once the old english christean that was missionarie came to me and started to talk about jesus being the son of god but he then said that he use to live in hargeysa and played cricket there

when i asked him how do you know about me being a somali he said somalis have a different look and you can know them.

[ciiseguure]

One time I was in down town, 2 guys and lady said that "Jesus is a god" and He loves me !

I said, Thank you.

I asked them do you guys know Adam and Eva (Hawa)??

They said yeah, God created them.

I said Good.

So if they are the 1st human god created why god (jesus) was created after them? And how many gods do you guys believe?

They told me they are going to ask their minister.

Alah Subhanuwatacalaa created all mankind includes Jesus (Ciisa) Ilahey haka rali noqdee.

We Muslims believe Jesus as a prophet but not as a god. There is no god but ALAH, and Muhammed (NNKH) is his messanger.

Jesus, Abrahim, Jacobs, Joseph, Shuceyb, Yahye, Yonis, are all prophets and Messangers.

Alahu Waclam

[Alchemist]

Kambuli,

I am prepared for the last Ibsaaro, Akhiiro