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Snet Story: Sir Luugoyo's Last Day of Freedom

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The unthinkable occurred to Haji Luugoyo Diini. He was finally settling down after over 2 decades in the game. Luugoyo sat back at his favorite coffee shop in Harvard Square sipping on a coffee pondering his last day of freedom. How many hearts did he break, how many "the ones" did he let go and how was he sure that she was the "one" for him. As Luugoyo was engrossed in deep thought looking like a Black Socrates, he heard loud laughter behind him. He quickly turned around to see who it was.

"Dang, the Great Luugoyo looks perplexed.' said Cawar. "Yep, he looks like a deathrow inmate on the day of his execution." replied Abdiwahab. Sir Luugoyo was not amused at his comrades' laughter and snapped back, "Guys, stop focking with me !"

This made the dubious two laugh even harder. For far too long, Luugoyo had preached that he was going to be a player for life and that no woman could tame the Stallion of Gobwein. Alas the Stallion was tamed and was nothing more than a pony.

"Guys, I know I have said a lot of things that I did not really mean so stop busting my ballz !" he said with a frown as he lit up another Newport cigarette. Luugoyo was indeed shook and nervous as he tapped his feet and drew a long drag.

"Luugoyo, relax man. The first marriage is always the toughest but heck, after two or three it becomes easier." said Cawar. "Look at it this way, if you do fock it up, you will get the Garoob sympathy & trust me its worth it." added Abdi.

Luugoyo seemed to ease up a little and smiled. He could always count on these two since they were all students at General Daud. The terrible three were a throwback to an era when things were more simple and Somalis more friendly. Cawar was known as Mr. Smooth and could talk his way into and out of anything. Luugoyo was the brains of the outfit who devised all sorts of schemes from jacking Italian tourists at the Uruba Night Club to running a racket at the Port. Abdiwahab was the fixer and knew how to get things & people.

"Waryada, so what do you have planned to help a Farax celebrate his last evening of freedom ?" chuckled Luugoyo. "Nothing at all." said Cawar. "Your kidding ?" replied Luugoyo who seemed bewildered. "Abdi, say it ain't so ?" he continued.

"Luugoyo, like Cawar said we got nothing planned. Lately, you been acting whipped. I mean every time we ask you if you want to hang out, you say no, I am chilling with her. Plus, we would need to get Nabeela's permission ! :lol: " quipped Abdi.

Luugoyo got visibly angry. "Warya, I am Luugoyo. I make my own decisions so don't come around with that B.S. I will did what I want, when I want and who I want" he huffed.

"Well there is this thing happening tonight at Foxxy's or we could make a trip to Atlantic City but depends on how tight the leash is on." said Cawar.

"Cawar, what about the other thing ?"

"Abdi, no, that would be too much."

"Yeah, you are right seeing how domesticated Luugoyo has become."

"What thing ? What's going on ? Huh ?" replied Luugoyo whose curiosity always got the better of him.
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Re: Snet Story: Sir Luugoyo's Last Day of Freedom

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Daaaammm AW,

How did I missed this?

Waryaa, and what were the two of you cooking behind my back? Rest assured, the woman who would put Sir-Luggoyo Xaaji Diini on a leash is not born yet. I am a man known to make his own destiny and Xaliimo can have a say in it.
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Re: Snet Story: Sir Luugoyo's Last Day of Freedom

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AbdiWahab252 wrote:The unthinkable occurred to Haji Luugoyo Diini. He was finally settling down after over 2 decades in the game. Luugoyo sat back at his favorite coffee shop in Harvard Square sipping on a coffee pondering his last day of freedom. How many hearts did he break, how many "the ones" did he let go and how was he sure that she was the "one" for him. As Luugoyo was engrossed in deep thought looking like a Black Socrates, he heard loud laughter behind him. He quickly turned around to see who it was.

"Dang, the Great Luugoyo looks perplexed.' said Cawar. "Yep, he looks like a deathrow inmate on the day of his execution." replied Abdiwahab. Sir Luugoyo was not amused at his comrades' laughter and snapped back, "Guys, stop focking with me !"

This made the dubious two laugh even harder. For far too long, Luugoyo had preached that he was going to be a player for life and that no woman could tame the Stallion of Gobwein. Alas the Stallion was tamed and was nothing more than a pony.

"Guys, I know I have said a lot of things that I did not really mean so stop busting my ballz !" he said with a frown as he lit up another Newport cigarette. Luugoyo was indeed shook and nervous as he tapped his feet and drew a long drag.

"Luugoyo, relax man. The first marriage is always the toughest but heck, after two or three it becomes easier." said Cawar. "Look at it this way, if you do fock it up, you will get the Garoob sympathy & trust me its worth it." added Abdi.

Luugoyo seemed to ease up a little and smiled. He could always count on these two since they were all students at General Daud. The terrible three were a throwback to an era when things were more simple and Somalis more friendly. Cawar was known as Mr. Smooth and could talk his way into and out of anything. Luugoyo was the brains of the outfit who devised all sorts of schemes from jacking Italian tourists at the Uruba Night Club to running a racket at the Port. Abdiwahab was the fixer and knew how to get things & people.

"Waryada, so what do you have planned to help a Farax celebrate his last evening of freedom ?" chuckled Luugoyo. "Nothing at all." said Cawar. "Your kidding ?" replied Luugoyo who seemed bewildered. "Abdi, say it ain't so ?" he continued.

"Luugoyo, like Cawar said we got nothing planned. Lately, you been acting whipped. I mean every time we ask you if you want to hang out, you say no, I am chilling with her. Plus, we would need to get Nabeela's permission ! :lol: " quipped Abdi.

Luugoyo got visibly angry. "Warya, I am Luugoyo. I make my own decisions so don't come around with that B.S. I will did what I want, when I want and who I want" he huffed.

"Well there is this thing happening tonight at Foxxy's or we could make a trip to Atlantic City but depends on how tight the leash is on." said Cawar.

"Cawar, what about the other thing ?"

"Abdi, no, that would be too much."

"Yeah, you are right seeing how domesticated Luugoyo has become."

"What thing ? What's going on ? Huh ?" replied Luugoyo whose curiosity always got the better of him.
Newport? Sr Ligoyo smokes Newport? Aren't they menthals? :shock: :shock: :shock: is Sir Lugoyo trying to kill his sperms? :shock: :shock:
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Re: Snet Story: Sir Luugoyo's Last Day of Freedom

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Foxy22 wrote:
Newport? Sr Ligoyo smokes Newport? Aren't they menthals? :shock: :shock: :shock: is Sir Lugoyo trying to kill his sperms? :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Foxxy, my choice of cigarette WAS Marlboro Lights but I quit and today I am celebrating my 29th day of smoke-free lungs
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Re: Snet Story: Sir Luugoyo's Last Day of Freedom

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Sir-Luggoyo wrote:
Foxy22 wrote:
Newport? Sr Ligoyo smokes Newport? Aren't they menthals? :shock: :shock: :shock: is Sir Lugoyo trying to kill his sperms? :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Foxxy, my choice of cigarette WAS Marlboro Lights but I quit and today I am celebrating my 29th day of smoke-free lungs
Congrats my dear! don't ever go back.
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Sir, quote " Foxxy, my choice of cigarette WAS Marlboro Lights but I quit and today I am celebrating my 29th day of smoke-free lungs"

How about alaabtii kale? Iyada ma iska deysey?

Qoryo raamso???? :lol:
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Sir-Luggoyo wrote:
Foxy22 wrote:
Newport? Sr Ligoyo smokes Newport? Aren't they menthals? :shock: :shock: :shock: is Sir Lugoyo trying to kill his sperms? :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Foxxy, my choice of cigarette WAS Marlboro Lights but I quit and today I am celebrating my 29th day of smoke-free lungs

why stop... why put your self in agony... go and have a cigarette it ain't gonna hurt
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Re: Snet Story: Sir Luugoyo's Last Day of Freedom

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Sir Luuggoyo,

Haji you were a legend back in 1997 and ruled the Osco Drug parking lot. :lol:

Marlboro lights :o That is a girly brand.
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kambuli wrote:Sir, quote " Foxxy, my choice of cigarette WAS Marlboro Lights but I quit and today I am celebrating my 29th day of smoke-free lungs"

How about alaabtii kale? Iyada ma iska deysey?

Qoryo raamso???? :lol:

Maya, iskama deynin, mana lihi ad deysid, laakin dee sidii aan sigaarka u daayayba, bahalku maba imanin meesha aan joogo, the good thing about that staff is, it's once in a blue moon


AW,

Well, I would take ML over Newport anyday :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wastegal,

You must be a crack addict. I ain't in aany agony, on the contrary, I feel good, real good, my apetite is better, I sleep better and longer and I jog faster and farther
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Re: Snet Story: Sir Luugoyo's Last Day of Freedom

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Luggoyo,

But nothing was good as Benson & Hedges or 555 back home. :up:
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Sir, quote " laakin dee sidii aan sigaarka u daayayba, bahalku maba imanin meesha aan joogo,"

Idam Alle lagu waa :down:
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:lol: :lol: @ Osco drug store... Damn I was a youngin back then :lol:
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Wadani,

That was when Beantown was popping and I was an exchange student at BU :up:

Crazy shiid used to pop off then & somalis used to drive from all over to visit.
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AW252,


Beantown is dead I don't even chase Xaliimos from here no more,

I love Maine, best keept secret in the Somali community in N. America :up:
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Wadani,

It ain't a secret no more. :lol: :lol: Every East coast Farax be going there to scope it out. Personally, I prefer Lake Winnepasaukee in Laconia, NH. There were several Somali chicks living out there.

The best kept secret now is Delaware-South NJ. So few Faraxs & more Xalimos :up:
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