I had a Self Hating Somali Sit Next To Me Today...

[Somalian_Boqor]

I had a Self Hating Somali Sit Next To Me Today...

I am eating lunch with this Somali guy at school today, so just chilling and talking until this white chick and her friends decided to join us for lunch. After one of them picked up on this guy huge accent she asked him where he was from and dude Kulah Turkey, than they point at me and ask if I am from Turkey as well and I go nah I am from Somalia. Than the up to date bitch in the group goes isn't that where all the pirates are? making Somalia oo dhan seem like a Nation of pirates or something.

All in all we end up getting invited to a house party one off girls is hosting on Saturday. One thing is for sure I am not going to the party with this self Hating Somali

[Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah]

[peace-]

hold up bruv, ur story doesnt add up because even an american would know there no black people in turkey

[Advo]

Maybe he was born in Turkey? lol..........he couldve just said djibouti but never the less dont go with that square, I hate anyone that denies who they are no matter what, anywho I wouldve fuked with those cadaan chicks be like;

"argggg, me a pirate?...aye aye captain"....but in all honesty, yes my uncle is a pirate and he sends me money


peace, u really dont know Americans, u can convince half of the population, that Somalia is located in space

[Somalian_Boqor]

hold up bruv, ur story doesnt add up because even an american would know there no black people in turkey

My job isn't to make things add up, but to tell it like it happened.

[Somalian_Boqor]

Maybe he was born in Turkey? lol..........he couldve just said djibouti but never the less dont go with that square, I hate anyone that denies who they are no matter what, anywho I wouldve fuked with those cadaan chicks be like;

"argggg, me a pirate?...aye aye captain"....but in all honesty, yes my uncle is a pirate and he sends me money


peace, u really dont know Americans, u can convince half of the population, that Somalia is located in space

Not only that inadeer waxuu Xiishmat ma lahan, dude try to mack on my female while I was getting water the other day. wa iska big time square that needs to get lost.

ps: Dude white chicks aren't my taste, and I am not going to their party. All they focking do is get drunk and rap you in front of everyone after words.

[Mystic_Angel]

let me guess he was one of those cadcads ridden with cuqdad...

[Buhodle-Gurl]

If I were you. I'd probably laugh at his face. in front of the girls he's showin' off to.

[BaasAbuur]

hold up bruv, ur story doesnt add up because even an american would know there no black people in turkey

You really don't know Americans. You can convince some of them that Russia is in Africa, especially the young airheads.

[oldenglish]

I remember a good joke my inabti said to a cashier at a department store:

Sales clerk: Hey where are you guys from?

Inabtis daughter: Somalia

Sales clerk: Where is Somalia

Inabti: Between Baltimore and Virginia

[Somalian_Boqor]

Sales clerk: Where is Somalia

Inabti: Between Baltimore and Virginia

[BaasAbuur]

Oldenglish, did she buy it?

ps. I didn't realize advo the same exact thing.

[oldenglish]

Oldenglish, did she buy it?

ps. I didn't realize advo the same exact thing.

Wallahi she bought it.

The joke never fails.

[Somalian_Boqor]

let me guess he was one of those cadcads ridden with cuqdad...

nah wa a regular Somali no lighter than Somalian_boqor

[surrender]

If I were you. I'd probably laugh at his face. in front of the girls he's showin' off to.

exactly! show him up by saying somethng like, are you not from that little town (eyl) where the pirating is happening? or something like that.