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English as the official language of Europe

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English as the official language of Europe…


The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing public enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the language is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "0" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud, of kors, be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in ze forst plas…

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: This had me in tears...looooooooooooool
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Re: English as the official language of Europe

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loool German sounds like xaaaaaaar :lol:
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English a universal language..i hear the french language is dieing :lol: ..
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there is one thing i don't about mainland Europe....we don't have a single langauge.
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Did u people read the damn joke...? Just give me ur LoL's or [ :lol: ] will you....
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Re: English as the official language of Europe

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I used to have dis friend yh who cannot say her Ws...she says v instead..... walahi it is too funny....like she says vid to mean with :lol:
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Re: English as the official language of Europe

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Okay now, what is that matter with u people?....^^^That is hilarious... :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
So they're basically trying to change the english language to German :lol: :lol:


Btw. i think someone posted this a year or so ago!
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1londoner where di u get this? i love it! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :up:
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:lol: :lol: The Germans speak in english just like that..
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Re: English as the official language of Europe

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1_londoner wrote:English as the official language of Europe…


The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing public enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the language is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "0" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud, of kors, be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in ze forst plas…

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: This had me in tears...looooooooooooool
Shyte that is hilarious :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

At least dyslexia will no longer be an issue :lol:
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Re: English as the official language of Europe

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:lol: that's funny.
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:lol:
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looooooooool :up:


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