Well developed beards, not that stunted growth of baby hair or even worse those patches of jareer islands on the cheeks that most bearded Somali guys sport. I might be joking a lil bit about it, but I'm serious, I sense the frustration walahi.
Especially the wadaads are big time haters if they have a facial hair growth that can be challenged by an Asian teenage chick and when they see a younger Somali guy with a nice beard, they get more bitchy than Shaniqua. I tried to greet one wadaad with the noble greeting of Salaamu Aleikum, and he put my hand in my face and said: talk to the hand! This was during a Muxaadaro about respecting your fellow muslim brother.

Twice a year, after Eid prayers in the morning and the entire Masjid is hugging each other as usual, I always somehow leave the Masjid with bruises.

What to do with this classic example of Haters? I dunno.
