I'm sitting on this plane...

[1_londoner]

I'm sitting on this plane, eating my dinner, when all of a sudden the captain comes on the loudspeaker and tells us that the plane is about to crash land into the mountains. The next thing I know this woman from the front of the plane jumps up from her seat and starts screaming like a lunatic.

"I can't die today! I WON'T die today! I am twenty-seven years old! I have been on countless dates and no one has ever made me feel like a woman! Please, I don't want to die like this! Is there anyone on this airplane that can make me feel like a woman?"

The entire plane went from hysteria to complete silence. Then, from the back of the plane, someone stood up. He was a dark, tall, well-built, handsome man.

"I can make you feel like a woman," was his reply.

He started walking slowly down the isle to the woman, who was now shaking with anticipation. One by one he started unbuttoning his shirt buttons, revealing his rippling stomach muscles. He quickly took his shirt off, slowly reached for her trembling hand, looked in her eyes and said...
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...Iron this".

[Cisse Westlake]

arsenal still suck

[Keyse_0208]

, for a moment there i thought londoner caawa way kacsantahay

[sweeti]

Londener waad dhaarsantahay caawa

[1_londoner]

aamusa, just laugh and move it along will ya dadow...

[Addoow]

woow,caawa caadi ma timid. i wasnt execpecting "iron this" though.

[shaamboo]

funny
a yemani father comes home and sees his young girl crying , he then asks her what happen baby?

she says i lost my toy. he says ok kid not a big deal lets find it so they start looking and looking all ove suden she grabs his manhood and says that is my toy or " haadaa licbatii hadaa licbatii" the father gets mad and says " haadaa licbat umik"
or this is your mothers toy

[Oxy-]

I'm sitting on this plane, eating my dinner, when all of a sudden the captain comes on the loudspeaker and tells us that the plane is about to crash land into the mountains. The next thing I know this woman from the front of the plane jumps up from her seat and starts screaming like a lunatic.

"I can't die today! I WON'T die today! I am twenty-seven years old! I have been on countless dates and no one has ever made me feel like a woman! Please, I don't want to die like this! Is there anyone on this airplane that can make me feel like a woman?"

The entire plane went from hysteria to complete silence. Then, from the back of the plane, someone stood up. He was a dark, tall, well-built, handsome man.

"I can make you feel like a woman," was his reply.

He started walking slowly down the isle to the woman, who was now shaking with anticipation. One by one he started unbuttoning his shirt buttons, revealing his rippling stomach muscles. He quickly took his shirt off, slowly reached for her trembling hand, looked in her eyes and said...
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..
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..
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.
.

...Iron this".

funny
a yemani father comes home and sees his young girl crying , he then asks her what happen baby?

she says i lost my toy. he says ok kid not a big deal lets find it so they start looking and looking all ove suden she grabs his manhood and says that is my toy or " haadaa licbatii hadaa licbatii" the father gets mad and says " haadaa licbat umik"
or this is your mothers toy

WTF... how does a child grab her fathers private and all of a sudden say thats my toy