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My Dad was telling us some funy things that happened in Somalia.

One Day people were praying & the Imam forgot the next ayah & got stuck, This one guy goes like "Ilamaderayaloow Ilaah baan idi kuu dharshee, haa u sheegina Abihii waasaha Abihi wasuuhu Dhalaay , habeen waalbu nagu dhereeyaye"

Another Day in Moqdisho people were praying when they went down to do the Sujuud, A crazy guy had the Imam on headlock. "Laa ilaaha Ilalaahu waar iga fuujiya" My Uncle goes like "Waalee Masajiidkaasan Tagiin Yaa Qoorsagaro lagu Dhagi"

For the first guy, were they praying Tarawiix?

A crazy dude a man praying with a wedgie. He went ahead and pulled it out. Another dude (not knowing the guy was crazy) was like what the hell did you do that for, ma waalantahay? The crazy went to the praying man once more and gave the man a wedgie.

LOOOL

Yeah it was Tarawiix.

Babygirl

Show Cumar wacays way kugu khasaareen ?

LoL @ ha u sheegina wuu nagu dheereeyaaye habeen walba.

Eeya Right Wing Maxaa kuu daraan?

Zingi

I like the one where the this two guys out of town hear the ATHAN early in the morning for fajar pryer " Xaya cala salaah, Xaya cala falaax" and then one of the two goes " war dee Cali-Salaad garanayee yuu ahaa Cali-Falaax"?
then the other one goes " dee waxaan u maleyn inu reer burco yahay".

zingii wrote:I like the one where the this two guys out of town hear the ATHAN early in the morning for fajar pryer " Xaya cala salaah, Xaya cala falaax" and then one of the two goes " war dee Cali-Salaad garanayee yuu ahaa Cali-Falaax"?
then the other one goes " dee waxaan u maleyn inu reer burco yahay".

LOOOOOL @ ZINGI that must have been Duq Right Wing oo Geel Laa Joga.

Maalinbaa Anagoo Masaajidka ''Saalixiyada Burco'' ku tukanayna salaad Asar ah,
ayaa waxaa intaan salaadii la gelin masaajidka ka dhex kacay Nin waalan oo ''Ina Saxar'' la dhaho
Markaasuu yidhi ''Asalama alaikum waar kabo ha la ii iibiyo waan cagaaganahee!
Haddaba dadkii cidina uma jawaabin oo waxaa la is yidhi waar waa nin waalane wuu iska hadlayaa.

Al haddaba markii salaadii la galay oo dadkiina aamusan yihiin ileen waa salaad casare
ayuu intuu halkaa danbe istaagay yidhi ''AABIHIIN WASA WALAHI ANIGU BEER UUN BAAN QAADANAYAA, NIN WALOWBA KU BIYO CAB'' al markaasaa dadkii salaadii iskaga dhex yaacday oo nin walba is yidhi waar malaa kuwaagii buu qaadanayaa!!
Weliba waa ina saxaroo muddo lama arko markuu meel yimaado

Babygirl- wrote: A crazy guy had the Imam on headlock.

What the hell

Babygirl- wrote:My Dad was telling us some funy things that happened in Somalia.

One Day people were praying & the Imam forgot the next ayah & got stuck, This one guy goes like "Ilamaderayaloow Ilaah baan idi kuu dharshee, haa u sheegina Abihii waasaha Abihi wasuuhu Dhalaay , habeen waalbu nagu dhereeyaye"

Another Day in Moqdisho people were praying when they went down to do the Sujuud, A crazy guy had the Imam on headlock. "Laa ilaaha Ilalaahu waar iga fuujiya" My Uncle goes like "Waalee Masajiidkaasan Tagiin Yaa Qoorsagaro lagu Dhagi"

BaasAbuur wrote: For the first guy, were they praying Tarawiix?

A crazy dude a man praying with a wedgie. He went ahead and pulled it out. Another dude (not knowing the guy was crazy) was like what the hell did you do that for, ma waalantahay? The crazy went to the praying man once more and gave the man a wedgie.

zingii wrote:I like the one where the this two guys out of town hear the ATHAN early in the morning for fajar pryer " Xaya cala salaah, Xaya cala falaax" and then one of the two goes " war dee Cali-Salaad garanayee yuu ahaa Cali-Falaax"?
then the other one goes " dee waxaan u maleyn inu reer burco yahay".

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zingii wrote:I like the one where the this two guys out of town hear the ATHAN early in the morning for fajar pryer " Xaya cala salaah, Xaya cala falaax" and then one of the two goes " war dee Cali-Salaad garanayee yuu ahaa Cali-Falaax"?
then the other one goes " dee waxaan u maleyn inu reer burco yahay".

Babygirl- wrote:My Dad was telling us some funy things that happened in Somalia.

One Day people were praying & the Imam forgot the next ayah & got stuck, This one guy goes like "Ilamaderayaloow Ilaah baan idi kuu dharshee, haa u sheegina Abihii waasaha Abihi wasuuhu Dhalaay , habeen waalbu nagu dhereeyaye"

Another Day in Moqdisho people were praying when they went down to do the Sujuud, A crazy guy had the Imam on headlock. "Laa ilaaha Ilalaahu waar iga fuujiya" My Uncle goes like "Waalee Masajiidkaasan Tagiin Yaa Qoorsagaro lagu Dhagi"

BaasAbuur wrote: For the first guy, were they praying Tarawiix?

A crazy dude a man praying with a wedgie. He went ahead and pulled it out. Another dude (not knowing the guy was crazy) was like what the hell did you do that for, ma waalantahay? The crazy went to the praying man once more and gave the man a wedgie.

zingii wrote:I like the one where the this two guys out of town hear the ATHAN early in the morning for fajar pryer " Xaya cala salaah, Xaya cala falaax" and then one of the two goes " war dee Cali-Salaad garanayee yuu ahaa Cali-Falaax"?
then the other one goes " dee waxaan u maleyn inu reer burco yahay".