egyptian joke.

[Hyperactive]

This joke got it from another forum, made me smile.

An Egyptian Interview

مقابله صحفيه مع مواطن مصري

Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: Hello

Reporter: Do you speak English
Egyptian: Berfect

Reporter: Do you mind if I interview u
Egyptian: No, I don't have a mind

Reporter: What's your name?
Egyptian: Taha

Reporter: Sex?
Taha: I love it

Reporter: oh no, I meant male or female?
Taha (yelling): what do you sink?

Reporter: it's just for the sake of the report. Never mind...male. ...
Taha: No.. I like female


Reporter: How do you find life here in Egypt ?
Taha: Egybt..Very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz

Reporter : Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do you like in your country?
Taha: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food

Reporter: DO YOU WORK?
Taha: Yas, when I am not buzy..

Reporter: What do you think about the traffic problem in Egypt ?
Taha : Very big broblem..very much cars..you see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did za circle street and za mehwar street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back!!!

Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt ?
Taha: I do not undurztand what you say

Reporter: I mean..how do you deal with money problems in egypt ?
Taha : Egypt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz

Reporter: So do you make a lot of money?
Taha : No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend I know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home.. you will go to brizon

Reporter : let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?
Taha: me? ...Not a lot…..but I eat and drink Alhamdulelah?

Reporter: Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment

Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?
Taha : Zey Build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way

Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote?
Taha: What duz zat mean?

Reporter: Do you choose your president
Taha: Who, Mubarak?

Reporter: yes
Taha (nervously) : I didn't give my voice..But if I was. I will give him my voice

Reporter: Why him?
Taha : Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane

Reporter: But there r no wars right now
Taha : But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it

Reporter: what about the last 26 years?
Taha: I got marry..and have Ahmed an d Amira..and……….

Reporter: No, I meant Mubarak.

Taha: He also marry… and have…


Reporter (interrupting) : No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
Taha: He build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way

Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha: No broblem, only 10 bounds

Reporter: I never said i will pay you for this
Taha : ok ok…. Zanks a lot.

[Macaaney_1991]

hahaaaaa thats Laugh Out Loud hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kambuli]

Funny indeed

They are bad-mouthing the Great Husni Mubaarak

[Gaashaanle_87]

Reporter: Sex?
Taha: I love it

[abdalla11]

Well, He did build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way

[Mizzy_Flame]

omygawddd you're an comedian hyper!!!
maybe the next kat williams or dave chappelle

ohh man that was soooooooooo hilarious