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A Somali guy on TV dating show

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:10 am
by Oxy-
So I was sat down flicking through the channels inside my living room – I was hoping something interesting would show up as I was bored to death. Then finally I decided to watch a dating show. I thought what the heck, might as well watch it seeing as though nothing better was on.
The show is called Take me out

The show designed to put the powers of female intuition to the ultimate test. Basically The host plays cupid to thirty single ladies all hoping to find their perfect man. The eligible bachelors are lowered onto the stage. Each girl stands behind a podium with a light on. If she doesn't like what she sees, she presses her buzzer and it's lights out, bye-bye baby, no date. If however she does, she avoids hitting the buzzer and that indicates she is interested in dating the bachelor.

I was watching it for about 20mins when the hosts shouts and says... “Well ladies ready to meet you’re next bachelor” .... The large elevator comes down very slowly and Lo-and behold... The bachelor was a Somali looooool :lol: :lol:

His name was Ibrahim Ibrahim. But he named himself Iby for short. He couldn’t look any more Somali. His facial features and bone structure was the epitome of Somali looks. Luckily for him he didn’t inherit the large forehead. Unlike the usual faarax who’s skinny he was built up - Clearly someone who worked out at the gym. He was from Cardiff. A place where the Somali community have been living in for decades even as early as the 1950’s. I’m guessing he was born there.

Anyways, all the ladies found him instantly attractive. His broad shoulders and muscular arms was one of the main reasons - along with his 6’3ft statue frame. As one lady eloquently put it... “I wouldn’t mind being whisked away by him and taken to an exotic romantic place”

Or the other lady who said... “His voice is incredibly sexy”

When he mentioned he was also a Trainee doctor (Oooh) one of the ladies who happened to be a nurse said to him “Iby if you go out on a date with me, we can play Doctors and nurses all night long” if you thought this was funny, you should have seen the way she was looking at him. Needless to say she was lusting after him. :lol: :lol:

Just when you think it couldn’t go more perfect for him as all the ladies found him an instant delight. The rule of show is that they must dig into the bachelor’s life – Be it good or bad. Unfortunately for Iby, they brought his refrigerator. On that was a large poster that he writes on daily basis. It contained a list of female names and alongside that it read things like... “How many kisses” and “How many phone numbers” etc etc. Basically Iby was a PLAYA !

When he saw this, the host said to him... “You’re very popular with the ladies Iby” almost all the 30 females pressed the red buzzer to show their disinterest in him. They said that they have no interest in men who simply uses women. All apart from 2 women. A tall blonde with blue eyes and a nice smile. And this absolutely stunning model. Her name was Sophie. She was by far, the prettiest female on the show. And she was 1 of two who finally said she had interest in Iby .

Now the roles switch, the bachelor has the final deciding vote over which women to go out on a date with. Unsurprisingly he picks the brunette gorgeous looking model. They hold hands and the audience claps as they leave to go out on their date.

I can’t wait for next week’s update on their date. oooooh :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Re: A Somali guy on TV dating show

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:36 am
by Jamac_Yare
make sure you watch it tonight to see how his date went with that cadaan bimboo :lol: :lol:

Re: A Somali guy on TV dating show

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:23 am
by Basra-
Aaaahhh WHY am i not living in the UK!!!! I HATE IT !! I HATE IT!! I HATE IT!!!


I mean LOVE living in america, but i dont understand 99% of american shows. British shows is the stuff! Maybe its time to think of a satelite! (hell no, did u think i will move? no way lol) This is annoying!! :x :x :x :x




PS: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @IBY how did IB-R-A-H-I-M metamorphisized to IBY??? The epitome of pretentions and assimilation of the camel cardiff man into white culture! :clap: :clap: :clap:

Re: A Somali guy on TV dating show

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:31 am
by LobsterUnit
it's 2010. are people still getting excited about seeing faraxs on tv. there is a farax or xalimo( they are rare) almost every other month. :mrgreen: i hope he isn't a maxamed from big brother, you know the one who ate the bogey and he started crying when the khanis white guy spat at him. :down:

Re: A Somali guy on TV dating show

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:20 pm
by Narcissistic
^^ Lol midkaas Mohamed Somali yana lagu shegin..

Haha I always wondered when a Somali was going to appear on them reality shows - I honestly expected a loser to go on them dating shows but a doctor!!! Dang, a FINE one too? *tries not to be shattered* :(

Re: A Somali guy on TV dating show

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:32 pm
by shaamboo
looooooooool He could be a SN member :mrgreen:

Re: A Somali guy on TV dating show

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:49 pm
by ms.naliaa
Aw man!

I wish we had that here.

Re: A Somali guy on TV dating show

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:52 pm
by dawwa9
Where is the link? :lol:

Re: A Somali guy on TV dating show

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:53 pm
by TATI
is this some kind of british show

Re: A Somali guy on TV dating show

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:07 pm
by Jamac_Yare
Watch Take Me out On ITV tonight :lol:

Re: A Somali guy on TV dating show

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:53 pm
by suga_delic
any link? :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: A Somali guy on TV dating show

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:07 pm
by Jamac_Yare
suga_delic wrote:any link? :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
watch ITV1 7:30

Re: A Somali guy on TV dating show

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:11 pm
by suga_delic
fanks :up: i jst checked out itv player. omg he is fit fit fit :shock: :clap: :clap:

Re: A Somali guy on TV dating show

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:16 pm
by Pirate Nayaa
what's his qabil?

Re: A Somali guy on TV dating show

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:36 pm
by suga_delic
bitch please. :roll: :arrow: