TAKE A BREAK-

[djibsomali]

GOT THIS FROM THE INTERNET AND NOW TAKE A BREAK FROM FUAD, ALSHABAAB, GAALO LOVERS ETC...



A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.

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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

[AMAT-ALLAH]

GOT THIS FROM THE INTERNET AND NOW TAKE A BREAK FROM FUAD, ALSHABAAB, GAALO LOVERS ETC...

Best method to unite all these men---is to bash women....way to go!!!

[djibsomali]

do i sense of bit of feminism here?