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The Prison

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This Somaliland section of somalinet became like prison crowded by a bunch of misfits. Besides their nice nicknames, most of the forumers are good for nothing weirdos who post for no f-king reason. Here is how the prison looks like to me;

Prison Officials
GENERAL_SNM ...... He is cruel and was accused of killing one of the prisoners
LIQAAYE_TOGDHEER .. Nice to the inmates but thinks Adan Madobe owns the God forsaken place
guryasame ........................On vacation.. He is mad at his fellow Wardons for not hiring a family member


Inmates

The_Emperior5 ... This shit head talks too much and acts like a Jehovah witness. Originally conficted of killing what he called "five ducks". Those ducks turn out to be Qudhunbirsi men.
Siciid85 ... Nut case whose continuous fruitless argument is unparalleled. Lying under oath is what got him here
Rightwing ... Longest serving inmate. Originally conficted of beastiality but developed schizophrenia while here. Related to the prison offials, this maniac thinks his family is about to get him and therefore disowned them.
djibouti/Ruralman ... Two half midgaans who enjoy sharing same prison bed
Bohol&Karamaan .. guilty of inferiority complex, this gypsy thinks China is a Sacad Yonis land.
Kaliil .. serving time for farting at the Queen's kitchen
Goljanno... Serving time for walking topless in public
UDUN... Mbr of so called "ceeb sibiil & Cay" gangs. He is conficted of terrorism after planting a bomb at his mom's house.
Samatar ... caught stealing from himself. He called police not realizing he is both the victum and the perpetrator.
Cali Gaab .. This short monster and a known goat fucker was conficted of selling body parts. His demise came when he tried to sell Cabdillaahi Mucho Biijo's old liver to a police officer.
Timacase .. Conficted of threatening his 70 year old wife
PaidMonk .. is a drug dealer who belongs to another prison (Binti-land) but escapes and comes to this prison to sell weed
AsadSL .. A cronic spitter, he is conficted of public endangerment.
Budnacab . This nacas is conficted of shitting in public
Malakamod ... This thin and tiny creature has a TB and became like reer aakhiraad. He is in prison for his own good

Fuck, the list is too long. If I don't mention your name, you are probably an inmate with lighter sentence.

Waar meesha ku kala taga xoolo yohow
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you are the full blown midgaan and i have showed you the link asshole

inaa bucur bacayr.

Awowgaa garac midgaan ayuu ahaaa

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djibsomali wrote:you are the full blown midgaan and i have showed you the link asshole

inaa bucur bacayr.

Awowgaa garac midgaan ayuu ahaaa

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Please, this is my thread ee ii nabad geli

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yeah but i showed you the proof that you are a biidoo who are calling others what he is really
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This individual called Ruun doesn't fast because apparently she has been on her menses since the beginning of ramadhan (allegedly). That is why she keeps insulting and splitting hairs and growing her nails. The reer baadiye girl wants to scratch us but waxay iloowdeey that you cannot attack anybody over the computer markaa reer baadiyadii computergeedi un bay jabisay :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: @

The_Emperior5 ... This shit head talks too much and acts like a Jehovah witness.
Siciid85 ... Nut case whose continuous fruitless argument is unparalleled. Lying under oath is what got him here
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Runloow101 wrote:This Somaliland section of somalinet became like prison crowded by a bunch of misfits. Besides their nice nicknames, most of the forumers are good for nothing weirdos who post for no f-king reason. Here is how the prison looks like to me;

Prison Officials
GENERAL_SNM ...... He is cruel and was accused of killing one of the prisoners
LIQAAYE_TOGDHEER .. Nice to the inmates but thinks Adan Madobe owns the God forsaken place
guryasame ........................On vacation.. He is mad at his fellow Wardons for not hiring a family member


Inmates

The_Emperior5 ... This shit head talks too much and acts like a Jehovah witness. Originally conficted of killing what he called "five ducks". Those ducks turn out to be Qudhunbirsi men.
Siciid85 ... Nut case whose continuous fruitless argument is unparalleled. Lying under oath is what got him here
Rightwing ... Longest serving inmate. Originally conficted of beastiality but developed schizophrenia while here. Related to the prison offials, this maniac thinks his family is about to get him and therefore disowned them.
djibouti/Ruralman ... Two half midgaans who enjoy sharing same prison bed
Bohol&Karamaan .. guilty of inferiority complex, this gypsy thinks China is a Sacad Yonis land.
Kaliil .. serving time for farting at the Queen's kitchen
Goljanno... Serving time for walking topless in public
UDUN... Mbr of so called "ceeb sibiil & Cay" gangs. He is conficted of terrorism after planting a bomb at his mom's house.
Samatar ... caught stealing from himself. He called police not realizing he is both the victum and the perpetrator.
Cali Gaab .. This short monster and a known goat fucker was conficted of selling body parts. His demise came when he tried to sell Cabdillaahi Mucho Biijo's old liver to a police officer.
Timacase .. Conficted of threatening his 70 year old wife
PaidMonk .. is a drug dealer who belongs to another prison (Binti-land) but escapes and comes to this prison to sell weed
AsadSL .. A cronic spitter, he is conficted of public endangerment.
Budnacab . This nacas is conficted of shitting in public
Malakamod ... This thin and tiny creature has a TB and became like reer aakhiraad. He is in prison for his own good

Fuck, the list is too long. If I don't mention your name, you are probably an inmate with lighter sentence.

Waar meesha ku kala taga xoolo yohow
:D :D :lol: :lol: :up:
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GENERAL_SNM

You are AWR YAR
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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The_Emperior5 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
lool I didnt even see the comment about you killing us :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Runloow101 wrote:This Somaliland section of somalinet became like prison crowded by a bunch of misfits. Besides their nice nicknames, most of the forumers are good for nothing weirdos who post for no f-king reason. Here is how the prison looks like to me;

Prison Officials
GENERAL_SNM ...... He is cruel and was accused of killing one of the prisoners
LIQAAYE_TOGDHEER .. Nice to the inmates but thinks Adan Madobe owns the God forsaken place
guryasame ........................On vacation.. He is mad at his fellow Wardons for not hiring a family member


Inmates

The_Emperior5 ... This shit head talks too much and acts like a Jehovah witness. Originally conficted of killing what he called "five ducks". Those ducks turn out to be Qudhunbirsi men.
Siciid85 ... Nut case whose continuous fruitless argument is unparalleled. Lying under oath is what got him here
Rightwing ... Longest serving inmate. Originally conficted of beastiality but developed schizophrenia while here. Related to the prison offials, this maniac thinks his family is about to get him and therefore disowned them.
djibouti/Ruralman ... Two half midgaans who enjoy sharing same prison bed
Bohol&Karamaan .. guilty of inferiority complex, this gypsy thinks China is a Sacad Yonis land.
Kaliil .. serving time for farting at the Queen's kitchen
Goljanno... Serving time for walking topless in public
UDUN... Mbr of so called "ceeb sibiil & Cay" gangs. He is conficted of terrorism after planting a bomb at his mom's house.
Samatar ... caught stealing from himself. He called police not realizing he is both the victum and the perpetrator.
Cali Gaab .. This short monster and a known goat fucker was conficted of selling body parts. His demise came when he tried to sell Cabdillaahi Mucho Biijo's old liver to a police officer.
Timacase .. Conficted of threatening his 70 year old wife
PaidMonk .. is a drug dealer who belongs to another prison (Binti-land) but escapes and comes to this prison to sell weed
AsadSL .. A cronic spitter, he is conficted of public endangerment.
Budnacab . This nacas is conficted of shitting in public
Malakamod ... This thin and tiny creature has a TB and became like reer aakhiraad. He is in prison for his own good

Fuck, the list is too long. If I don't mention your name, you are probably an inmate with lighter sentence.

Waar meesha ku kala taga xoolo yohow



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Don't worry guys I'll send you a food parcel
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seemeyer

Luckly adigu maxbuus ma tihid.
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Rightwing ... Longest serving inmate. Originally conficted of beastiality but developed schizophrenia while here. Related to the prison offials, this maniac thinks his family is about to get him and therefore disowned them.

Bullseye. :up:
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XABSIGAN WAXA KALE OO KU JIRA NIN BEENLOW1 MAGACIISA LA YIDHAAHDO.WAA NIN HANDICAP AH OO DHAREERKA IYO DUUFKU KA DA`AYO.HANDICAPNIMADA WAXA U DHEER OO NINKANI QABAA CUDUR LA YIDHAAHDO BUUFIS OO ILAA GIDAARADA AYAA U KHAAKHAAYIRA.DAMBIGA NINKAN LAGU HAYSTO WAXA WEEYE, WALAASHII OO KA YAR OO IYADUNA HANDICABAD AH AYUU KUFSADAY OO 10 SANO AYAA LAGU XUKUMAY.
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I enjoy a good laugh, your a funny guy I will give you that. :lol:
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