The Prison
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:35 am
This Somaliland section of somalinet became like prison crowded by a bunch of misfits. Besides their nice nicknames, most of the forumers are good for nothing weirdos who post for no f-king reason. Here is how the prison looks like to me;
Prison Officials
GENERAL_SNM ...... He is cruel and was accused of killing one of the prisoners
LIQAAYE_TOGDHEER .. Nice to the inmates but thinks Adan Madobe owns the God forsaken place
guryasame ........................On vacation.. He is mad at his fellow Wardons for not hiring a family member
Inmates
The_Emperior5 ... This shit head talks too much and acts like a Jehovah witness. Originally conficted of killing what he called "five ducks". Those ducks turn out to be Qudhunbirsi men.
Siciid85 ... Nut case whose continuous fruitless argument is unparalleled. Lying under oath is what got him here
Rightwing ... Longest serving inmate. Originally conficted of beastiality but developed schizophrenia while here. Related to the prison offials, this maniac thinks his family is about to get him and therefore disowned them.
djibouti/Ruralman ... Two half midgaans who enjoy sharing same prison bed
Bohol&Karamaan .. guilty of inferiority complex, this gypsy thinks China is a Sacad Yonis land.
Kaliil .. serving time for farting at the Queen's kitchen
Goljanno... Serving time for walking topless in public
UDUN... Mbr of so called "ceeb sibiil & Cay" gangs. He is conficted of terrorism after planting a bomb at his mom's house.
Samatar ... caught stealing from himself. He called police not realizing he is both the victum and the perpetrator.
Cali Gaab .. This short monster and a known goat fucker was conficted of selling body parts. His demise came when he tried to sell Cabdillaahi Mucho Biijo's old liver to a police officer.
Timacase .. Conficted of threatening his 70 year old wife
PaidMonk .. is a drug dealer who belongs to another prison (Binti-land) but escapes and comes to this prison to sell weed
AsadSL .. A cronic spitter, he is conficted of public endangerment.
Budnacab . This nacas is conficted of shitting in public
Malakamod ... This thin and tiny creature has a TB and became like reer aakhiraad. He is in prison for his own good
Fuck, the list is too long. If I don't mention your name, you are probably an inmate with lighter sentence.
Waar meesha ku kala taga xoolo yohow
Prison Officials
GENERAL_SNM ...... He is cruel and was accused of killing one of the prisoners
LIQAAYE_TOGDHEER .. Nice to the inmates but thinks Adan Madobe owns the God forsaken place
guryasame ........................On vacation.. He is mad at his fellow Wardons for not hiring a family member
Inmates
The_Emperior5 ... This shit head talks too much and acts like a Jehovah witness. Originally conficted of killing what he called "five ducks". Those ducks turn out to be Qudhunbirsi men.
Siciid85 ... Nut case whose continuous fruitless argument is unparalleled. Lying under oath is what got him here
Rightwing ... Longest serving inmate. Originally conficted of beastiality but developed schizophrenia while here. Related to the prison offials, this maniac thinks his family is about to get him and therefore disowned them.
djibouti/Ruralman ... Two half midgaans who enjoy sharing same prison bed
Bohol&Karamaan .. guilty of inferiority complex, this gypsy thinks China is a Sacad Yonis land.
Kaliil .. serving time for farting at the Queen's kitchen
Goljanno... Serving time for walking topless in public
UDUN... Mbr of so called "ceeb sibiil & Cay" gangs. He is conficted of terrorism after planting a bomb at his mom's house.
Samatar ... caught stealing from himself. He called police not realizing he is both the victum and the perpetrator.
Cali Gaab .. This short monster and a known goat fucker was conficted of selling body parts. His demise came when he tried to sell Cabdillaahi Mucho Biijo's old liver to a police officer.
Timacase .. Conficted of threatening his 70 year old wife
PaidMonk .. is a drug dealer who belongs to another prison (Binti-land) but escapes and comes to this prison to sell weed
AsadSL .. A cronic spitter, he is conficted of public endangerment.
Budnacab . This nacas is conficted of shitting in public
Malakamod ... This thin and tiny creature has a TB and became like reer aakhiraad. He is in prison for his own good
Fuck, the list is too long. If I don't mention your name, you are probably an inmate with lighter sentence.
Waar meesha ku kala taga xoolo yohow