Reer Mudug accent-----> funny on their men ( hade ina adeeroow qoodhaa iyo xeradaa iyo xaalkaa"
but weird on their women naag " ina adeeroow" kugu heeysa yaaba la hadli kara 
Reer Bari--------> this one just sucks on both their men and women " ar boowe, isoo dhawoow niini" that shitt sounds gay as phuck
Reer Xamar ( not gabilcad but what most somalis speak-----> kaas anaaba ku hadla marka of coarse its the shitt
Hawiye-------> this one just sounds weird " aryaa xaa tiri qandho fil daran ku dishee"
NO ONE should be speaking like that, at least not no SOMALI 
Barawaani --------> I SWEAR WHEN NIGGAS SPEAK THIS DIALECT I FEEL LIKE JUST HITTING THEM UPSIDE THEIR HEAD
p.s. thats all for now, if you have some of your own please feel free to add
