Somaliland Government Imposes Curfew on Lascanood

[AsadSL]

6PM To 6AM

[HornStar]

this is funny indeed

laascaanood is the only city in east africa were grown men are told to go to sleep at 6pm
they should have plentz of bed time stories about the big bad SNM bogeyman

[grandpakhalif]

Fuck Somaliland

[HornStar]

sweet dreams my people

[Username1]

Grandma, do you want one in Gedo aswell? You should no one fone call from Dahabshill to God-ane in Gedo will go into hypernation..

[Siciid85]

this is funny indeed

laascaanood is the only city in east africa were grown men are told to go to sleep at 6pm
they should have plentz of bed time stories about the big bad SNM bogeyman

[grandpakhalif]

Grandma, do you want one in Gedo aswell? You should no one fone call from Dahabshill to God-ane in Gedo will go into hypernation..

Stop tribalizing the Amiir, the same one who bombed Hargaysa

[Siciid85]

Fuck Somaliland

Fuck Gedo and whatever Sh!thole you are from. Dirty homeless Morexaar.

[grandpakhalif]

Fuck Somaliland

Fuck Gedo and whatever Sh!thole you are from. Dirty homeless Morexaar.

You mad?

[HornStar]

Here are the conditions of the curfew

1. anyone man caught in the streets after 6pm will be shot on the spot

2. any woman caught in the streets after 6pm will be anally ganged raped

3. Any shop open after 6pm will have its goods seized and taken away and shut down

4. Anyone who leaves their house before 6am must have a valid reason for his/her departure

5. While the curfew is implemented a rise in local business tax will be increased by 25% in order to fund the city security.


s/land goverment is taking these measures in order to fight terrorism and alqaeda, and to insure the safety of the local population.

[Madelina]

If we look at it from the positive side, this will bring families closer together. Fathers, instead of ey marfishayda ku qayili lahayn they will be at home with their wives and children

[EastAfrica]

If we look at it from the positive side, this will bring families closer together. Fathers, instead of ey marfishayda ku qayili lahayn they will be at home with their wives and children

Keep supporting your uncle Warlord Siilaanyo Dhiiyacab and Somalidiid militia, sooner Laas Caanood will be liberated from Somalidiid militia, who are terrorizing the innocent population of Las Anod and SSC. Just remember to look at the "positive", In the future when a Government imposes curfew on Burca and Hergeisa, don't cry like 1988s.

[Cali_Gaab]

this is funny indeed

laascaanood is the only city in east africa were grown men are told to go to sleep at 6pm

[Blue_609]

Laascanood will rise again

no room for intruders and traitors

[Cali_Gaab]

Qudhunbiirsi moral support will not help my friend. Thank you for trying though