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Somaliland Government Imposes Curfew on Lascanood

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:46 am
by AsadSL
6PM To 6AM

Re: Somaliland Government Imposes Curfew on Lascanood

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:10 pm
by HornStar
this is funny indeed :lol:

laascaanood is the only city in east africa were grown men are told to go to sleep at 6pm :lol:
they should have plentz of bed time stories about the big bad SNM bogeyman

Re: Somaliland Government Imposes Curfew on Lascanood

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:11 pm
by grandpakhalif
Fuck Somaliland

Re: Somaliland Government Imposes Curfew on Lascanood

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:14 pm
by HornStar
:lol: :lol: sweet dreams my people

Re: Somaliland Government Imposes Curfew on Lascanood

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:25 pm
by Username1
Grandma, do you want one in Gedo aswell? You should no one fone call from Dahabshill to God-ane in Gedo will go into hypernation..

Re: Somaliland Government Imposes Curfew on Lascanood

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:26 pm
by Siciid85
HornStar wrote:this is funny indeed :lol:

laascaanood is the only city in east africa were grown men are told to go to sleep at 6pm :lol:
they should have plentz of bed time stories about the big bad SNM bogeyman


:lol: :lol:

Re: Somaliland Government Imposes Curfew on Lascanood

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:33 pm
by grandpakhalif
Username1 wrote:Grandma, do you want one in Gedo aswell? You should no one fone call from Dahabshill to God-ane in Gedo will go into hypernation..
Stop tribalizing the Amiir, the same one who bombed Hargaysa

Re: Somaliland Government Imposes Curfew on Lascanood

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:35 pm
by Siciid85
grandpakhalif wrote:Fuck Somaliland


Fuck Gedo and whatever Sh!thole you are from. Dirty homeless Morexaar.

Re: Somaliland Government Imposes Curfew on Lascanood

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:43 pm
by grandpakhalif
Siciid85 wrote:
grandpakhalif wrote:Fuck Somaliland


Fuck Gedo and whatever Sh!thole you are from. Dirty homeless Morexaar.
:lol: :lol: You mad?

Re: Somaliland Government Imposes Curfew on Lascanood

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:44 pm
by HornStar
Here are the conditions of the curfew

1. anyone man caught in the streets after 6pm will be shot on the spot

2. any woman caught in the streets after 6pm will be anally ganged raped

3. Any shop open after 6pm will have its goods seized and taken away and shut down

4. Anyone who leaves their house before 6am must have a valid reason for his/her departure

5. While the curfew is implemented a rise in local business tax will be increased by 25% in order to fund the city security.


s/land goverment is taking these measures in order to fight terrorism and alqaeda, and to insure the safety of the local population.

Re: Somaliland Government Imposes Curfew on Lascanood

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:51 pm
by Madelina
If we look at it from the positive side, this will bring families closer together. Fathers, instead of ey marfishayda ku qayili lahayn they will be at home with their wives and children :clap:

Re: Somaliland Government Imposes Curfew on Lascanood

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:00 pm
by EastAfrica
Madelina wrote:If we look at it from the positive side, this will bring families closer together. Fathers, instead of ey marfishayda ku qayili lahayn they will be at home with their wives and children :clap:
Keep supporting your uncle Warlord Siilaanyo Dhiiyacab and Somalidiid militia, sooner Laas Caanood will be liberated from Somalidiid militia, who are terrorizing the innocent population of Las Anod and SSC. Just remember to look at the "positive", In the future when a Government imposes curfew on Burca and Hergeisa, don't cry like 1988s.

Re: Somaliland Government Imposes Curfew on Lascanood

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:46 am
by Cali_Gaab
HornStar wrote:this is funny indeed :lol:

laascaanood is the only city in east africa were grown men are told to go to sleep at 6pm :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Somaliland Government Imposes Curfew on Lascanood

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:54 am
by Blue_609
Laascanood will rise again :up:

no room for intruders and traitors

Re: Somaliland Government Imposes Curfew on Lascanood

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:59 am
by Cali_Gaab
Qudhunbiirsi moral support will not help my friend. Thank you for trying though :up: