Darnest things students say to teachers! lol

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Teacher: Why are you late, Frank?

Frank : Because of the sign.

Teacher: What sign?

Frank : The one that says “School Ahead, Go Slow”.

Teacher: John, why are you doing your Math multiplication on the floor?

John : You told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

Donald : H I J K L M N O.

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Donald : Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

Winnie : Me!

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I”.

Millie : I is …

Teacher: No, Millie … Always say. “I am”.

Millie : All right … I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

Simon : No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

Louis : Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

Clyde : No sir, it’s the same dog.

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