Your so fat the Sorting Hat put you in all four houses!!!!
Your so fat, you looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a double whopper cheeseburrger!!!!
Yourr so fat you tried to eat Cornelius Fudge!!!!
Your so ugly the Dementors Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give you a call sometime.!!!
Your so stupid, you drowned in a pensieve!
Your so dumb you thought that you could talk to snakes if you put parsley on your tongue!
Your so fat if you confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill!
Your so fat you got stuck in the Floo Network!
Your so fat you joined the Death Eaters because you was hungry!
Your is so fat that even the Dementors cant suck out your soul in one sitting!
Your so fat, your quiddich clothing has stretch marks!
Your so short, you had to say down, to pick up your broom!
Your so stupid, you though Sirius Black was Seriously BLACK!
Your so fat, you are cornelius fudge....AGAIN
Your so fat, you find dementors, just so you can eat chocolate
Your Momma is so old, she babysat dumbledoor
Your so ugly, no one knew if you were an animagus!
Your so stupid its LEVIOSA not LEVIOSAA, honestly, no wonder you havent got any friends
Your so fat your patronous is another double whopper cheesburger
Your so fat it takes two boggarts to shape shift into her!
you are soo desperate you made out with a dementor!!
you are soo stupid you forgot your remeberball!!
Your so fat, you flew on a mop, not a broom
And the all time goes to
Your so poor, Dobby gave you a sock!
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