Funny myths about your childhood.

[idol]

When I was little I used to sleep on my stomach- My Granny told me not to do that because jinn's will violate my buttocks.

[siren]

It is true though...

[KingMJ]

[idol]

It is true though...

OMG really?

[Beenaale_No1]

When I was little I used to sleep on my stomach- My Granny told me not to do that because jinn's will violate my buttocks.

They'll will violate your ass.

[Estarix]

I am discouraged by being told that the devil sleeps like that.

[Knight of Wisdom]

When I was little I used to sleep on my stomach- My Granny told me not to do that because jinn's will violate my buttocks.

I wouldn't mind being that Jinn, if you sleep on your stomach nowadays. *Istaqfurullah*

A childhood friend of mine once told me that, by swallowing a bone, one can end up getting an Adam's Apple. I'm surprised he made it to his adolescence.

[Enlightened~Sista]

When I was little I used to sleep on my stomach- My Granny told me not to do that because jinn's will violate my buttocks.

I wouldn't mind being that Jinn, if you sleep on your stomach nowadays. *Istaqfurullah*

[Enlightened~Sista]

I remember asking my dad after I swallowed some apple seeds; 'Is a tree going to grow inside of me?'

[AhmedBoqor]

When I was little I used to sleep on my stomach- My Granny told me not to do that because jinn's will violate my buttocks.

I wouldn't mind being that Jinn, if you sleep on your stomach nowadays. *Istaqfurullah*

[haxxor]

It is true, I was taught that by Masjid teacher. Does anyone have a Qur'anic/Hadithic proof of this?

[ZubeirAwal]

I'll tell you all of mine

1.My father used to tell me if i ate while standing the devil was next to eating too
2.If i opened the curtain and looked at the window at the night a devil was staring at me
3.if i piss whilist standing i'll be thrown in to hell

Hadith on Sleeping on your belly
They replied: It is makrooh to sleep on the stomach, because of the report narrated by Abu Dawood from Takhfah ibn Qays al-Ghifaari, who said: When I was lying on my stomach in the mosque just before dawn, a man nudged me with his foot and said: “This manner of lying is hated by Allaah.” I looked and saw that it was the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him).

Narrated by Abu Dawood in a chapter entitled: “A man who lies on his stomach.” So that should be given up even if it is one’s habit, because it is prescribed for the Muslim to give up habits that go against sharee’ah.

Fataawa al-Lajnah al-Daa’imah (26/146).

[The_Emperior5]

My aunty always said when i was little if you dont drink your milk real fast arawelo will come and cut of your balls and put your testicals inside a glass of Milk and she will mix it with milk and she will drink it

[Knight of Wisdom]

My aunty always said when i was little if you dont drink your milk real fast arawelo will come and cut of your balls and put your testicals inside a glass of Milk and she will mix it with milk and she will drink it

How can you "mix milk" in a glass that already has milk in it? Emperior, you must be the only retarded suldan in the face of the Somali Civilization.