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I write this poised to leap out from my third floor bedroom window and land dangerously on a plump woman and her young brood. For we live in a world of abounding sorrows. Down shall I go and splatter my tiny brain on her bright floral dress. Ask not dear reader for whom the siren sounds.

A thought experiment: A young orphan girl falls sick. Her kidneys are failing owing to a rare genetic disorder. And she has no relatives to donate a spare kidney. Her chances of being a recipient of an organ transplant are discouraging because there are not enough registered donors. You, the treating physician, find out that a man is coming in for a knee surgery shortly. He matches the girl’s blood type. You observe from a patient questionnaire that he completed when he registered with the hospital that he is not an organ donor and never intends to be.

This revelation, far from sinking your heart, presents a happy opportunity because if the fellow will not permit a surgeon to ever tamper with his organs, then should you raid his extra kidney during his knee operation he will never cotton on to the fact that he’s one kidney lighter and you will have saved a life without impairing his.

My friend has found himself in just such a position. What should he do?

Wareer badana!

Why not? Take part of his liver while he's at it, never know when that will come in handy.

Is it worth the risk of discovery and the loss of his job?

He'll lose more than his job if he's discovered.

If he's up for it though and wants to make money real fast he could just vaccum up the fella. Take both kidneys, the liver, the lungs and even the heart you know how much he'd get for all that? Dude would be an overnight millionaire. If he wants more he could always just kidnap the guy and take out more organs as his business grows.

If I buy you drinks, can I take what's below your belt?

WiglessBidaar wrote:
My friend has found himself in just such a position. What should he do?

He should onate his own kidney.

^ They're not of the same blood group saxiib.

Wigless I know you are desperate to spread around your diseased arse but you're barking up the wrong tree.

Are you married sister? I won't tell if you don't.

I think you should be castrated for your own good and for the good of all the little boys around you.

LOL

But you look so pretty my clanswoman. Just tell me the amount of your dowry. Will thirty camels do? I will throw in a brain dead goat for good measure. I will do anything to run my tongue along your honey-kissed body.

I would like to graciously decline the offer. Good luck with your next victim.

I'm sorry. Was thirty camels too small an offer? How about fifty camels and four donkeys? Ee-Aw, Ee-Aw

BlackVelvet wrote:I think you should be castrated for your own good and for the good of all the little boys around you.