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Thanks to FAH1223, I just applied with the US intelligence..

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who are looking for a fluent Somali speaker....I dont know what they gona use me for ..but the dam job pays from $81k-140k....I rich y'all...I have even send an email to the Human resources person as* kissing...This is the effing dream job...I will based overseas if I get it....Most likely I will interrogate residents of Mogadishu(dadka dameerka wata ) or niman gar dhaar dheer leh...either way this will afford me the chance to have 4 wivies...so duceeya saaxiibayaal...
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what dua would u like?
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Fah recruiting jajuus :down: :lol:
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Ilaahay mujaahidin gacanta ha kuu galiyo so they can have something to chop...Your head.

waar ameen dhe deh.
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btw u better be clean cause the background check they do on you is ridiculous. They have everything you've ever written on snet by now. Everything on your family, every girl uve been with all of that.
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Shirib wrote:what dua would u like?

That I get this job and that I end up with 4 wivies that I can afford to keep...
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MenaceToSociety wrote:
Shirib wrote:what dua would u like?

That I get this job and that I end up with 4 wivies that I can afford to keep...
:lol:
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Shirib wrote:btw u better be clean cause the background check they do on you is ridiculous. They have everything you've ever written on snet by now. Everything on your family, every girl uve been with all of that.

"every girl I been with"...is it a crime to bang and run...If thats the case i dont disqualify for this job...anyways my womanizing personality will help me in this job bc they can see that I mean no harm I only be effing around ..they know that...And I dont get into politics on the internet...I just run my blog and stuff..
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MenaceToSociety wrote:
Shirib wrote:btw u better be clean cause the background check they do on you is ridiculous. They have everything you've ever written on snet by now. Everything on your family, every girl uve been with all of that.

"every girl I been with"...is it a crime to bang and run...If thats the case i dont disqualify for this job...anyways my womanizing personality will help me in this job bc they can see that I mean no harm I only be effing around ..they know that...And I dont get into politics on the internet...I just run my blog and stuff..
no im not saying its a crime but they'll know about it. They'll know everything about you, say bye bye to what little privacy u had. And they'll also be investigating all your close family and friends. Yea ur not gonna have much friends left. Maybe 4 wives who are with u for the $$ but no one who really cares about you.
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I will try to join the CIA. I have no problem torturing and imprisoning extremists. It will be my pleasure. :up:
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union wrote:I will try to join the CIA. I have no problem torturing and imprisoning extremists. It will be my pleasure. :up:

LOOOOOL...but dont copy me bruh cause I got my degree , they require a degree sxb, nin dameer wadi jarey aint gona cut it...
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Civil Union, and Naageyste will fail the language test.
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It's not a bad idea at all...... send me the link to the hr people... im applying
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fighter wrote:It's not a bad idea at all...... send me the link to the hr people... im applying

You gotta be American...im sorry bruh... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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