why do I have this need inaan Ureyso.........?????

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why do I have this need inaan Ureyso.........?????

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Why do I have this urge inaan Ureyso u maydho??? it breaks my heart to see a perfectly beautiful Somali girl.... kamkaming from funk!!! I propose to go to my nearest hook up store, pick up few of my favorite items that I usually reserve for my shawty … Start the bath water running at medium rare temperature, splash a bit of strawberry and almond flavored bath soap in the mothafucca, dip her in.. back first Smile . After that I would like to scrub shawty with the lavender, Apples & Oak Soap, followed by the Oatmeal, Milk & Honey Soap..... since I have a fetish for all that which is gentle on my taste buds, Razz by now she should be half way cleansed. I will than proceed to introduce my ever so famous Sensuous soap on her delicate and lustrous skin, after all she is a Somali girl and beneath that filth we call UREYSO lies that usual flawless skin as smooth as a new born baby’s ass, famously associated with my beloved Somali heifers. After a brief scour and polish job I will end the is xal xal session with sultry nights soap, setting the mood for a rather interesting encounter. I will make sure I have the Earth therapeutic pedicure salon kit ready for me to do justice to her crusty ass toes!!!! Wrap her in a silky ladies’ sarong and carry her to my King-size bed, for a thorough rub down with Bvlgari scented lotion, while igniting scented candles surrounding the room in a perfect circle to cater to her aromatic senses, getting her expectant and in position no pun intended... for the impending joy ride!!!! Smile
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Wow .....What if it's her mouth that's kickin'?Almond and strawberry colgate maa jiraa?
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LOL@kamkaming....holly crap, haven't heard that word for a long time....
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Qurux: I would have to lace one of them car freshners on her neck at all times Wink
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Hannah Cadeey: adiga I love your udgoon it is kamkaming all the way in the ATL Smile
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Very Happy . Carfeeyso has the nicest fragrance. I once met her she made me cry.
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Must be some kind of a new basal fragrance if it made you weep shawty Smile
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Oh Ureyso my Dear Ureyso where are thou??? Smile
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing *yaa subxanallah*....

war waxaan bal day, (*inaan ureyso u maydho*)…and who solicited 4 such a request…im endeavouring 2 be in command of my tetchiness…*marka ii gooy fadlan*... Cool
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Ureyso...and here I was trying to help my Somali sister eradicate her funkiness Smile......
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing @*digsii gubteey*...kani waa lax... Razz ....anyway so delightful of u bro, but im not thinking about getting rid of my grime @ this twinkle of an eye....alongside, I grace with presence 2 plenty of body cleaning rehabilitation, but it didn’t succeed, so what makes u deem ur *hook up shop* as u dub it, might be the missing link…. (*dip her in the motherf*cker*) sounds like u obligating some1… 2 penetrate a coffin…. Very Happy

*waa yara khalfsantahay ina adeer, madaxa so qabooji*.... Laughing
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Post by DANGIRL »

Ureysoo--your name say it all.. Laughing Laughing Very Happy
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dangirl....in that case, ama modify my nick 2 *udgoon* or *carfeeyso*... Very Happy ...even though it doesn't suit me... Rolling Eyes
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Ureysoo..No,actually this name suits you better than the others. Smile BTw..how did you got this nickename? And is this your real life nick as well?
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Post by Ureysoo »

dangirl...u just don't know....how much im devoted 2 this moniker, as soon as I hear this nick it strikes a chord of something I did when I was juvenile...*such a lengthily rumour* sis... Very Happy Laughing
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Laughing Laughing
Anyway see you around dear..Ciao Cool
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