Political Predictions Post August 2012

[AbdiWahab252]

Political Predictions Post August 2012

1. The Somali government will be still guarded by more AMISOM troops.

2. The PM and President will fight after the honeymoon period of 3 months.

3. The Kenyans will still be walking on their hands to Kismayo.

4. There will be more Jubbaland meetings in Eastliegh hotels while heated debates rage between neonates Diaspora about this fictional fantasy government.

5. Puntland will be the scene of mysterious assassinations, bombings and piracy.

6. Beledweyne will still be contested and dubbed, Bulletweyn.

7. Al Shabab will still be lurking and conducting strikes in urban centers.

8. Galmudug will stabilize as President Qeybdiid arrests law breakers and sends them to the caves of Ceeldibir where Suufi clerics make them ingest tahliil to cleanse their evil souls.

9. 60% of the parliament will be in NAirobi and conducting parliamentary sessions in Nairobi cafes !

10. Barre Hiiraale's sponsor will be approved and will relocate to Columbus, Ohio where he buys a White Hen Pantry gas station franchise.

11. Caliin will retire to London where he will chew khat in Wembley with Dahir Calasow.

12. Sharif Ahmed will seek asylum in Qatar and teach at Qatar University.

13. Sharif Sakiin is arrested in the UAE over the passports scandal.

14. Farmaajo loses his bid and his position at the NY State Department of Transportation.

15. Tiiceey suffers a mild heart attack from eating too much.

16. Faroole is arrested in Kenya over his links to the kidnapping of Danish citizens seized by pirates loyal to him.

17. Ina Godane reappears in Hargeisa, is awarded a medal by Dahabshiil and Silaanyo for fomenting chaos in the South before being bundled for extraordinary rendition after being exposed by Waagacusub.

18. Saado Cali becomes President of Khaatumo State after Ahmed Garash is captured by Faroole.

19. No oil is discovered in Puntland leading to the state being placed on suicide watch.

20. Abdishakur is selected as President of Somalia and he proceeds to give away Kismayo to Kenya in return for 20,000 Kenyan troops.

[barbarossa]

Political Predictions Post August 2012

1. The Somali government will be still guarded by more AMISOM troops.

2. The PM and President will fight after the honeymoon period of 3 months.

3. The Kenyans will still be walking on their hands to Kismayo.

4. There will be more Jubbaland meetings in Eastliegh hotels while heated debates rage between neonates Diaspora about this fictional fantasy government.

5. Puntland will be the scene of mysterious assassinations, bombings and piracy.

6. Beledweyne will still be contested and dubbed, Bulletweyn.

7. Al Shabab will still be lurking and conducting strikes in urban centers.

8. Galmudug will stabilize as President Qeybdiid arrests law breakers and sends them to the caves of Ceeldibir where Suufi clerics make them ingest tahliil to cleanse their evil souls.

9. 60% of the parliament will be in NAirobi and conducting parliamentary sessions in Nairobi cafes !

10. Barre Hiiraale's sponsor will be approved and will relocate to Columbus, Ohio where he buys a White Hen Pantry gas station franchise.

11. Caliin will retire to London where he will chew khat in Wembley with Dahir Calasow.

12. Sharif Ahmed will seek asylum in Qatar and teach at Qatar University.

13. Sharif Sakiin is arrested in the UAE over the passports scandal.

14. Farmaajo loses his bid and his position at the NY State Department of Transportation.

15. Tiiceey suffers a mild heart attack from eating too much.

16. Faroole is arrested in Kenya over his links to the kidnapping of Danish citizens seized by pirates loyal to him.

17. Ina Godane reappears in Hargeisa, is awarded a medal by Dahabshiil and Silaanyo for fomenting chaos in the South before being bundled for extraordinary rendition after being exposed by Waagacusub.

18. Saado Cali becomes President of Khaatumo State after Ahmed Garash is captured by Faroole.

19. No oil is discovered in Puntland leading to the state being placed on suicide watch.

20. Abdishakur is selected as President of Somalia and he proceeds to give away Kismayo to Kenya in return for 20,000 Kenyan troops.

Very interesting political turn of events in the land of Soomaal, as foretold by none other than the self-proclaimed prophet Abdiwahab. One also cannot fail to notice how our esteemed brother has gone out of his way to be as objective as humanly possible.

[Cirwaaq]

There isn't a single somali conflict that can be classed as having an underlying Noble cause

Tanasul

[DayaxJeclee]

Political Predictions Post August 2012

1. The Somali government will be still guarded by more AMISOM troops.

2. The PM and President will fight after the honeymoon period of 3 months.

3. The Kenyans will still be walking on their hands to Kismayo.

4. There will be more Jubbaland meetings in Eastliegh hotels while heated debates rage between neonates Diaspora about this fictional fantasy government.

5. Puntland will be the scene of mysterious assassinations, bombings and piracy.

6. Beledweyne will still be contested and dubbed, Bulletweyn.

7. Al Shabab will still be lurking and conducting strikes in urban centers.

8. Galmudug will stabilize as President Qeybdiid arrests law breakers and sends them to the caves of Ceeldibir where Suufi clerics make them ingest tahliil to cleanse their evil souls.

9. 60% of the parliament will be in NAirobi and conducting parliamentary sessions in Nairobi cafes !

10. Barre Hiiraale's sponsor will be approved and will relocate to Columbus, Ohio where he buys a White Hen Pantry gas station franchise.

11. Caliin will retire to London where he will chew khat in Wembley with Dahir Calasow.

12. Sharif Ahmed will seek asylum in Qatar and teach at Qatar University.

13. Sharif Sakiin is arrested in the UAE over the passports scandal.

14. Farmaajo loses his bid and his position at the NY State Department of Transportation.

15. Tiiceey suffers a mild heart attack from eating too much.

16. Faroole is arrested in Kenya over his links to the kidnapping of Danish citizens seized by pirates loyal to him.

17. Ina Godane reappears in Hargeisa, is awarded a medal by Dahabshiil and Silaanyo for fomenting chaos in the South before being bundled for extraordinary rendition after being exposed by Waagacusub.

18. Saado Cali becomes President of Khaatumo State after Ahmed Garash is captured by Faroole.

19. No oil is discovered in Puntland leading to the state being placed on suicide watch.

20. Abdishakur is selected as President of Somalia and he proceeds to give away Kismayo to Kenya in return for 20,000 Kenyan troops.

Pessimist