So When is the PM Elect Going to be approved by Parliament ?

[AbdiWahab252]

This is perhaps the slowest duo. You have the leader, Mr. Turtle, on a vacaton swimming in Lake Victoria, eating matoke and enjoying a Skinny Free vacation. . The PM elect is MIA (Marexan Inactive Assignment). The PM (Puntlad's Man) is still lurking around like a tenant with an expired lease but won't leave until the bailiffs are sent in to toss him on the curb. Jawari is busy making Youtube Videos for failed American JackAss wanna be producers on technology knowing very well, that you can't even stream decent porn because of the super slow stupid Global Internet. The Commander of the Army is busy shopping for Turkish delights and get Turkish baths in Istanbul with a side visit to the tailor to get alterations on his 2X suit. Meanwhile, the other army commander, DhegDhoolshe is being contradicted by the clueless Ex Minister of Defense whose sole purpose is to leach off the Konfurians and signing deals to do oil drilling with Nigerian conmen. Ahmed Madoobe is drinking his caano nido and enjoying the cool breeze of Kismayo. The man deserves his victory while it lasts so I am not going to hate on him. Barre Hiiraale is treking home, gathering mystical quule berries and paying devotion to Yahye and Mooriif to guide him to victory for which he will sacrifice 2 OGs with high IQ. To the north, Fuad Shongole has caught dystentery and wishes he was in Iskushuban instead of iskushabaning himself. There is a BUST in the vice markets of Xamar. An all time low in khat prices after all the facilitation fees paid to MPs dried up. Dozens of MPs are now homeless, living on the edge circling around any NGO training with even Jawari opening an FGM conference and sitting around to collect the per diem.

Alas, its going to be a slow month.

[Murax]

Isn't the holdup from the Parliment though?

[AbdiWahab252]

Murax,

Check the updated post. Them niccas are homeless and at risk after being booted from their hotels after spending all their "facilitation fees"

[Coldoon]

Jawari is busy making Youtube Videos for failed American JackAss wanna be producers on technology knowing very well, that you can't even stream decent porn because of the super slow stupid Global Internet.

The Commander of the Army is busy shopping for Turkish delights and get Turkish baths in Istanbul with a side visit to the tailor to get alterations on his 2X suit..

Barre Hiiraale is treking home, gathering mystical quule berries and paying devotion to Yahye and Mooriif to guide him to victory for which he will sacrifice 2 OGs with high IQ.

[AbdiWahab252]

Coldoon,

I thought you would be offended.

[GIJaamac]

[grandpakhalif]

Legend.

[Coldoon]

Coldoon,

I thought you would be offended.

I never get offended.

[Cumar-Labasuul]

To the north, Fuad Shongole has caught dystentery and wishes he was in Iskushuban instead of iskushabaning himself.

genius