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How can I be a Qabiilist, help me please

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Basically, I want to join in on the fun but I have nothing to hate other qabiils for..

So, if you could give me some tips on how to hate other qabiils it would be much appreciated.
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Re: How can I be a Qabiilist, help me please

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u a racialist
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Here are some qabil stereotypes I've learned over the years that are useful when insulting others:

Ogaden- Infamous for being dirt-dumb lackeys. There's a Somali saying that goes "if 'stupid' had a clan, it would be ogaden". The ogaden are oppressed by the Ethiopians, and bringing up that fact will generally instantly piss off any ogaden. They are also known for being highly religious and for having big feet.

Issaq- The issaq are known for being hopelessly addicted to khat and for failing at trying to leave the rest of Somalia. They are also known for their unreciprocated love affair with their former colonial masters, the British.

Hawyie- The hawyie are known for being ugly and violent.

Marexan. People generally hate on the marexan for presiding over Somalia's 21 years of peace and prosperity.

MJ- Known for being western sellouts and self-centered narcissists

Raxanwayne/D/M- I really don't know about this group except that they speak like retards.
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Hydrogen its better to keep your clean heart even though some people will hate on you for something your great grandfathers uncle did to their qabiils goat. Ignore Unions stereotypes, they are his own and biased.
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Re: How can I be a Qabiilist, help me please

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evari negativ 'ist' is presant round ere
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Ignore the non-Somali child..
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Somalifanatic wrote:Hydrogen its better to keep your clean heart even though some people will hate on you for something your great grandfathers uncle did to their qabiils goat. Ignore Unions stereotypes, they are his own and biased.
I'm Somali so eventually I'll be attacked for my background so I want to counter in grandiose.
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STARKAST wrote:Ignore the non-Somali child..
Just because I'm learning things I don't know I'm somehow not Somali? :?
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i wil tich u how 2 b tribalist if u tich me how 2 b racist
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igotkatzngingersnapz wrote:i wil tich u how 2 b tribalist if u tich me how 2 b racist
Sure, where shall I start?
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hydrogen wrote:
igotkatzngingersnapz wrote:i wil tich u how 2 b tribalist if u tich me how 2 b racist
Sure, where shall I start?
tha basix pls
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You're Caucasian, fight to defend that and then hate the blacks. E-zy.
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ok u gota b ____ (pick a tribe, any tribe, n run wid dat shit), fite to defend that n then hate all othas (o jus tha 1s ur tribe is suposd 2 b rival agenst).

bonus 4 bringin tribe in2 evari thred

beleeve me issa skill

u gota kno how 2 fuse dat shit in2 discussions abt russian petticoats

jus in cayse
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Re: How can I be a Qabiilist, help me please

Post by DR-YALAXOOW »

Hydorgen no one knows what your.. actually i dont even know if your Female or Male?? second your just sorry as negro who hate to be black sub saharian Somali African...
we dont know what part of Somalia you from or what qabiil your.. as i said not even if your man or women...
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Re: How can I be a Qabiilist, help me please

Post by AbkoowDhiblaawe »

yalaxoow eebow we aint sub saharan niggers ninyahow we are caucasian somalis from the blessed house of Mudulood. :whew:
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