


when she farted pluto's ice caps melted.
so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water as a biological weapon.
so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.
so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles came out .
so fat, that when she went skydiving there was a sudden eclipse.
so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.