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ManD333q wrote:If he hate his life so much he lies about it, maybe u should just led it slide and not confront him.
I don't know how to deal with them so I avoid such people.
How do u know if hates his life? No, it could mean he loves his life, to embellish it so colorfully, as opposed to not caring and just saying it as it is, no matter how dull it could be. Avoid such people? Newsflash! People who lie like that--avoid dull people like u--who don't lie about their lives. "Oh, I had laxoox and subaag today, I brushed my teeth with authentic cadeey and farted three times in between snacks. Is that the life u love so much? 
The killer was when he told us he was doing a double honours degree and then one of my friends sees him in a foundation class 
lying about a miscariage we got one guy who always exposes him as well
I had this one friend who would lie about dumb shxt. She would buy a top from a shop that isn't so expensive then she would lie and say I got it for £80 from so and so and I'm thinking yeah that's why I saw it in so and so shop for £8? And then she would wear fake louis bags and say it was real. I hate people who try and act rich and posh when infact their broker than all of us 
I only understood "abaayo" and few other words, as for the rest I can only assume he was talking about rainbows and unicorns, it was like watching a bollywood movie. AgentOfChaos wrote:I have this relative of mine who is a compulsive liar, man can this asshole lie or what! He is only 34 years old and Last time I check he had 5 failed marriages, 3 current marriages and unbelievable amount of children scattered across Midwest and western seaboard. I didn't know what he tells the xaliimos until one day as we were having coffee in some cafe when he got a phone call and remember this guy is as qaldaan as they come( even worse than me), and he started talking on the phone in pure reer xamar dialect some of which I didn't even understand
He hanged up the phone and pretended nothing happened and I'm like "what the fuck was that?" and he gave me that worst excuse every womanizing faraax uses "dumarka been baa lagu soo xero geliyaa runa waa lagu dhaqaa" and added he that if I so choose he will teach me tricks of the trade. I'm like "fuck that shit, if a xaliimo doesn't like me for who I am then she can go to hell", my simple honest answer was interrupted by his loud laughter and he followed that by saying "You don't understand xaliimos, and I can prove it to you, I will take you to one of the xaliimo I'm dating and you can tell her all about me and she will still go out with me."
I thought it was a joke and I accepted the challenge, to my surprise 20 minutes later my sorry excuse for a relative of mine and I were face to face with one of his xaliimo, and he told me to go ahead a tell her everything. At this point I was at point of no return, so I told her everything, that he never worked a day in his life, that I lost count of how many exes he has, that he has at least 11 children that I know of, that is a compulsive liar and a cheater, but to my shock she said it doesn't matter because she loves him. That's when I realized women are crazy, devoid of any reason.
To make things worse this asshole drives a 2011 BMW and 500+ cash in his pocket every time and has the audacity to make fun of my awesome 1994 jeep wrangler ( ok fine, it's a crappy car, but the point is I make honest living and this fucker lives on welfare, child support, and other crap from the government that I never even heard of, I don't know man it's all Greek to me but assume you this guy is loaded on welfare.) He even told one xaliimo that he was agricultural scientist working for the UN and she ended up being his wife for couple of months, now she is left with 1 children and lives in Ohio I think.
AgentOfChaos wrote:I have this relative of mine who is a compulsive liar, man can this asshole lie or what! He is only 34 years old and Last time I check he had 5 failed marriages, 3 current marriages and unbelievable amount of children scattered across Midwest and western seaboard. I didn't know what he tells the xaliimos until one day as we were having coffee in some cafe when he got a phone call and remember this guy is as qaldaan as they come( even worse than me), and he started talking on the phone in pure reer xamar dialect some of which I didn't even understand
He hanged up the phone and pretended nothing happened and I'm like "what the fuck was that?" and he gave me that worst excuse every womanizing faraax uses "dumarka been baa lagu soo xero geliyaa runa waa lagu dhaqaa" and he added that if I so choose he will teach me tricks of the trade. I'm like "fuck that shit, if a xaliimo doesn't like me for who I am then she can go to hell", my simple honest answer was interrupted by his loud laughter and he followed that by saying "You don't understand xaliimos, and I can prove it to you, I will take you to one of the xaliimo I'm dating and you can tell her all about me and she will still go out with me."
I thought it was a joke and I accepted the challenge, to my surprise 20 minutes later my sorry excuse for a relative of mine and I were face to face with one of his xaliimo, and he told me to go ahead a tell her everything. At this point I was at point of no return, so I told her everything, that he never worked a day in his life, that I lost count of how many exes he has, that he has at least 11 children that I know of, that is a compulsive liar and a cheater, but to my shock she said it doesn't matter because she loves him. That's when I realized women are crazy, devoid of any reason.
To make things worse this asshole drives a 2011 BMW and 500+ cash in his pocket every time and has the audacity to make fun of my awesome 1994 jeep wrangler ( ok fine, it's a crappy car, but the point is I make honest living and this fucker lives on welfare, child support, and other crap from the government that I never even heard of, I don't know man it's all Greek to me but assume you this guy is loaded on welfare.) He even told one xaliimo that he was agricultural scientist working for the UN and she ended up being his wife for couple of months, now she is left with 1 children and lives in Ohio I think.
I have suddenly realised the guy at work is not a problem at all. That guy should play in the Somali version of catch me if you can 
