1. The low self esteem one: She's, as already suggested, suffering from complete lack of self confidence, thus her self of esteem is always at record low. She'll constantly ask you what you think of her every morning. She'll ask you how the newly bought dirac makes her look. She'll ask you rediculous questions like "have I gotten fat since the baby". The correct answer is yes because you know she's upgraded from slim fit dirac to XXXL, or more commonly known as bacwayn dirac, in the last two years. But you shouldn't say that. Your job is supply all the confidence you can into this one. Because without a daily boost of confidence from you, she'll not function right. That means, no food, house will not be clean and as you've guessed, you'll probably have to beat yourself to dispose some.
2: The you earn n I spend one: Be worry of this one. She believes that it is your job to earn the $ and her's to spend the $. She doesn't know how to manage money. She's gone directly from being financially dependent on her father to you, and that burden will eventually transfer to her sons. She's never worked a day in her life, but she's joining new ayuuto crews every couple of months, all done on your money. She'll tell you that you should take her to dubai for shopping, and when you are
, her rational will be so and so are doing it. If you do not keep her in check, she'll bankrupt you and then eventually accuse of you not being able to provide for her. What you should do: First and foremost, she should NEVER have access to your credit cards. She'll not have access to your bank information and the only $ she should come across is what you allow her to see. 3: The psychotic/jealous one: I hope none of you ever come across this one, but in the event that you do and even marry this one, you need to have your guards up at all times. She'll attempt to castrate you for the slightest suspicion of you talking to another woman. She'll go through your phone and she'll ask you questions like "I've gone through your phone, who the fock is Hooyo"?
She's devious by nature and knows every trick in the book, she won't hesistate to splash saliid kulul on you if you are caught salaaming your aunts and nieces. *Cough* BV fits into this category. For this one, all I can say is avoid her.
What you mean bruh? This is nothing of that sort. Just advising fellows like hyper who is going to africa to get married. 
