EVERYTHING IN TEH QURAN...?

[Galol]

The most truly madly deeply Islamists and the just the truly deeply dumb - and some might say the two categories might on occassion overlap, actually literally believe that everything about life, love and death and all things in between are encompassed and contained within the covers of the holy Quran.

All scientific discoveries are said to have been derived from the great pages of the green book.

This is quite a claim when one reflects on the fact that the Quran claims earth is flat and the sun sets in a murky pond surrounded by lilliputian humanoids whose lives Allah so despised that he gave a licence for their extermination to Alexander the Great, the famous Macedonian warlord and the pyromaniac extraordinaire of Persepolis.

Not only that but the Quran seems to have been written in a period when God whose absolute words it is seem to have forgotten to mention around 90% of planet earth. The Indian, Pcaific and Atalantic oceans are completely missing so is of course the Americas, Africa outside ethiopia, Asia except Indiia, Persia and China, Russia, Northern Europe, Latin America, Australia, Austaliasia, NZ, the poles. In fact not one species of flora or fauna outside what wass known to Muhammed and his community is mentioned in teh Quran.

Oh and of course the Quran believes bouncing babies are borne out of only sperm ignoring the female contribution to teh process apart from being ovens for the buns.

Given all of that I was still shocked that Allah's female representative on Earth aka Somaliziss could not find teh guidelines for fixing Visual Basic just behind Surat Yassin near of course Al-hakum and past the `Cow'. The `Bee' might just be hinting at the multicolors of the programme.

Good luck

[optimist_1]

Hey i have brown Quran

[mizz_chief]

i was thinking the same i got a red and blue too.... its just not in green

[Sir-Luggoyo]

The old camel fukker has just resurfaced with another hallucination. War Galol, baryahan ma intii yarayd ee fee-ga Internet Caffe-ga ahayd baa kuu goysayoo maantaad soo qabatay?

[optimist_1]

[quote="mizz_chief"]i was thinking the same i got a red and blue too.... its just not in green [/quote]

I have slightlty brown/red.

I would like it in Light blue my favorite color

[mizz_chief]

u can get it... ut i prefer the dark blue and gold writing on the outside...pure beauty

[dhuusa_deer]

another proverbial nail on the head by Galol.

[Wise-Man]

I can’t believe you guys; you don’t have anything to say unless you talk about Quran and the prophet?? There are lot of things to talk about, why you always talk about Quran? I don’t understand. If you don’t believe it, just mind your business and go after your belief whatever it might be. Why it is hard for you to understand that?

I think the only reason of your problem is you guys are insecure, unconfident and self-doubting of your fate or future. Well, if that is the case, it is your problem and it is good for you to decide what is good for you before it gets too late. Being a good kaafir is to follow your belief and have a self-confident and also to respect others who don’t believe what you believe.

[Jakeem]

People People DON'T JUDGE A BOOK (THE QUR'AN) BY IT'S COVER

What matters is not outside it's the inside.

Galol you are sick

[kambuli]

Galol,

Haddii la aqoonsado Somaliland ma iska deyn diinta aad daba socoto?

[mizz_chief]

jakeem we werent.. we well I was ridculing his post... whatever u say to him, mad mac, dhuusa,,,it lands on deaf ears saxiiib..

[Jakeem]

We shouldn't give up on them not yet..I was thinkin about capturin them and unscrewin their head to see what's inside their brains

[mizz_chief]

good luck

[Jakeem]

What? you are not gonna help me?


(OUT FOR HUNTING: WILL BE BACK IN 2 HOURS)

[mizz_chief]

nope.. no point.. there is a time when we shud give up with lost souls..esp those who arent willing to listen