EMERGENCY MEETING SOMALINET-ERS! SOMALI PIRATE MOVIE!

[Basra-]

MAYDAY!!! MAYDAY!!!! TODAY, WE WENT AND WATCH MATT DAMONS MOVIE IN THE CINEMA, AND GUESS WHAT MOVIE IS 'UPCOMING'? YEP, SOMALI PIRATE MOVIE--WITH ACTUAL HABAR GIDIR ACTORS! LA HAWLA --- ACTUAL DEHYDRADETED, EMENCIATED MALIS ACTING, A TERRIBLE BAD ACTING, TERRIBLE DENTAL PROTRUDING, OH LORD, OH LORD! HOLLYWOOD HAS ADOPTED A NEW 'BAD GUY' IN THE MOVIES! ARAB TERRORIST WILL GET A BREAK NOW FROM BEING BAD GUYS IN THE MOVIES. WOE IS SOMALIS, DAMN THESE MJS AND HABAR GIDIRS!! SOMALI'S REPUTATION IS DONE! WE SHOULD WATCH OUR BACK GOING FORWARD! ISTAQFURULAAH!

[Insomniac]

Oh God, and to think I used to like Greengrass' films. f-king gaalo and their Hollywood propaganda machine.

[Basra-]

LOLAfro

Watch your back walaal. We r screwed!

[Insomniac]

Sigh. Here comes a decade of the Somali pirate bogeyman.

[hydrogen]

They select the actors appearance really carefully making sure even AAs hate us too

[Somali-Transporter]

Fuk that somali captain is ugly.. this is disrespect for somalia, why can they not use better looking somalis atleast.. u can not put a guy like him in front of tv..

[Chinaman]

I ain't Somali after this movie comes out! lol

[Chinaman]

Fuk that somali captain is ugly.. this is disrespect for somalia, why can they not use better looking somalis atleast.. u can not put a guy like him in front of tv..

Ugly is an understatement to be honest lol

[FarhanYare]

@ habargidir actors

MAYDAY!!! MAYDAY!!!! TODAY, WE WENT AND WATCH MATT DAMONS MOVIE IN THE CINEMA, AND GUESS WHAT MOVIE IS 'UPCOMING'? YEP, SOMALI PIRATE MOVIE--WITH ACTUAL HABAR GIDIR ACTORS! LA HAWLA --- ACTUAL DEHYDRADETED, EMENCIATED MALIS ACTING, A TERRIBLE BAD ACTING, TERRIBLE DENTAL PROTRUDING, OH LORD, OH LORD! HOLLYWOOD HAS ADOPTED A NEW 'BAD GUY' IN THE MOVIES! ARAB TERRORIST WILL GET A BREAK NOW FROM BEING BAD GUYS IN THE MOVIES. WOE IS SOMALIS, DAMN THESE MJS AND HABAR GIDIRS!! SOMALI'S REPUTATION IS DONE! WE SHOULD WATCH OUR BACK GOING FORWARD! ISTAQFURULAAH!

[Basra-]

I found out this morning that----the ugly Mali who talks to Tom Hanks--- "LOOK AT ME" is habar gidir. And resides in Seattle, Washington. So, I was right in my initial Judgement of his qabil. I am also told the movie producers came to 'Our Mall of America' to cast for the actors.


So, the BIG QUESTION is--how the HELL can someone who has the United States/Western resources of (dental medical card), and the paraphernalia of Western vanity machine (cheap grooming tools u can find in drug store, vitamin pills, mc donalds for gaining weight, or even a good hair cut) could look like this? I mean, I know they r making movies and they really need to look like the real pirates, but seriously--those dental messs is there to stay. Losing weight, that's another deal. I am kinda disgusted-- how about u?


PS there is the question of Partriotic duty. Which Somali will answer the movie casting call when they knew they were making a pirate movie. Is Somalis or Somalia its worst enemy? If none of the Somalis refused to act in this movie-- I am sure they would have gotten ajnabi to do it. At least then, we would have stood up high with dignity! Now, we are standing his with rabbit teeth!