The biggest Marti qaad casumad embarrassment happened 2 me
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The biggest Marti qaad casumad embarrassment happened 2 me
Today. As y'all know I'm England. Many families qabiil families and what have u invited me to a luncheon at their houses. This whole time I been here I've been booked. Then today I was invited to this house for lunch although I already ate food few hours before.
So before I sat down to eat I decided I need to empty my stomach. So I go to the toilet and offload my content. Then I tried to flush it. After multiple times of trying to make it work I came to find out that the flushing system is totally non-functional. So I closed the top and attempted to slip out. As soon as I opened the door the families young gorgeous daughter was standing against the wall waiting to use the restroom. I couldn't look at her I just ran downstairs.
I ate the food quickly and ran from that house. I can't wait to fly out next week. I know they passing this story to one another. I will be finger pointed.
So before I sat down to eat I decided I need to empty my stomach. So I go to the toilet and offload my content. Then I tried to flush it. After multiple times of trying to make it work I came to find out that the flushing system is totally non-functional. So I closed the top and attempted to slip out. As soon as I opened the door the families young gorgeous daughter was standing against the wall waiting to use the restroom. I couldn't look at her I just ran downstairs.
I ate the food quickly and ran from that house. I can't wait to fly out next week. I know they passing this story to one another. I will be finger pointed.
Re: The biggest Marti qaad casumad embarrassment happened 2
You should of liberated their toilet 

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Re: The biggest Marti qaad casumad embarrassment happened 2
Naa kii Xaarkaweynaa ma garanaysaa .hee...Maantuu baxay dee .I know they passing this story to one another. I will be finger pointed.

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Re: The biggest Marti qaad casumad embarrassment happened 2
hargaysaay wrote:Naa kii Xaarkaweynaa ma garanaysaa .hee...Maantuu baxay dee .I know they passing this story to one another. I will be finger pointed.
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Re: The biggest Marti qaad casumad embarrassment happened 2
Lol. British toilets are small and tend to have flushing problems. You should do your timbuktu at home.
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Re: The biggest Marti qaad casumad embarrassment happened 2
hargaysaay wrote:Naa kii Xaarkaweynaa ma garanaysaa .hee...Maantuu baxay dee .I know they passing this story to one another. I will be finger pointed.


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Re: The biggest Marti qaad casumad embarrassment happened 2
BaastoUnit wrote:Lol. British toilets are small and tend to have flushing problems. You should do your timbuktu at home.
I've been to 7 different houses..walahi Bilahi talahi they all had toilet flushing problem, the water does not have the power to suck it down..I've noticed some of them had big containers..now I realized what was their second purpose besides using to take a shower ( btw a lot of them don't have over head shower stream )...
@zubeir, I broke that cardinal rule bc I ate bid aad the other day
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Re: The biggest Marti qaad casumad embarrassment happened 2
^ it basically means your relatives are dirt poor.. Bless..

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Re: The biggest Marti qaad casumad embarrassment happened 2
Wallahi England waa gaacho
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Re: The biggest Marti qaad casumad embarrassment happened 2
You did a tour of the council estates, yeah?



Re: The biggest Marti qaad casumad embarrassment happened 2
Forget the xaar that you couldn't flush away, adigaaba from your head to your toe embarrassment socanayey ah.
Re: The biggest Marti qaad casumad embarrassment happened 2
KabaToleWaalan wrote:BaastoUnit wrote:Lol. British toilets are small and tend to have flushing problems. You should do your timbuktu at home.
I've been to 7 different houses..walahi Bilahi talahi they all had toilet flushing problem, the water does not have the power to suck it down..I've noticed some of them had big containers..now I realized what was their second purpose besides using to take a shower ( btw a lot of them don't have over head shower stream )...
@zubeir, I broke that cardinal rule bc I ate bid aad the other day

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Re: The biggest Marti qaad casumad embarrassment happened 2
DisplacedDiraac wrote:^ it basically means your relatives are dirt poor.. Bless..![]()
I assure you they have more than you got, their asset in Somalia alone can biatch slap u
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