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Today. As y'all know I'm England. Many families qabiil families and what have u invited me to a luncheon at their houses. This whole time I been here I've been booked. Then today I was invited to this house for lunch although I already ate food few hours before.

So before I sat down to eat I decided I need to empty my stomach. So I go to the toilet and offload my content. Then I tried to flush it. After multiple times of trying to make it work I came to find out that the flushing system is totally non-functional. So I closed the top and attempted to slip out. As soon as I opened the door the families young gorgeous daughter was standing against the wall waiting to use the restroom. I couldn't look at her I just ran downstairs.

I ate the food quickly and ran from that house. I can't wait to fly out next week. I know they passing this story to one another. I will be finger pointed.

You should of liberated their toilet

I know they passing this story to one another. I will be finger pointed.

Naa kii Xaarkaweynaa ma garanaysaa .hee...Maantuu baxay dee .

hargaysaay wrote:

I know they passing this story to one another. I will be finger pointed.

Naa kii Xaarkaweynaa ma garanaysaa .hee...Maantuu baxay dee .

Loool

this is why you never do the no.2 at a guest's house

Lol. British toilets are small and tend to have flushing problems. You should do your timbuktu at home.

hargaysaay wrote:

I know they passing this story to one another. I will be finger pointed.

Naa kii Xaarkaweynaa ma garanaysaa .hee...Maantuu baxay dee .

BaastoUnit wrote:Lol. British toilets are small and tend to have flushing problems. You should do your timbuktu at home.

I've been to 7 different houses..walahi Bilahi talahi they all had toilet flushing problem, the water does not have the power to suck it down..I've noticed some of them had big containers..now I realized what was their second purpose besides using to take a shower ( btw a lot of them don't have over head shower stream )...

@zubeir, I broke that cardinal rule bc I ate bid aad the other day

Wallahi England waa gaacho

You did a tour of the council estates, yeah?

Forget the xaar that you couldn't flush away, adigaaba from your head to your toe embarrassment socanayey ah.

KabaToleWaalan wrote:

BaastoUnit wrote:Lol. British toilets are small and tend to have flushing problems. You should do your timbuktu at home.

I've been to 7 different houses..walahi Bilahi talahi they all had toilet flushing problem, the water does not have the power to suck it down..I've noticed some of them had big containers..now I realized what was their second purpose besides using to take a shower ( btw a lot of them don't have over head shower stream )...

@zubeir, I broke that cardinal rule bc I ate bid aad the other day

DisplacedDiraac wrote:^ it basically means your relatives are dirt poor.. Bless..

I assure you they have more than you got, their asset in Somalia alone can biatch slap u