2. You have the secular "cultural Somali" insofar as they respect the Somali customs and traditions, these are ones you usually see frequenting the shisha spots, male and female, goggling each other and intermixing with the opposite gender alot. The older males also fit this category, the ones who lounge around in marfishes, with bloodshot eyes, caring for nothing but their tribe and their next mijin. Folks like these sometimes overlap with the first category but respect Somali taboo and usually keep their vices hidden. Many young Somalis also fit this category, those "hoejabis" who like a Transformer become lounge shiisha over night boobies suffocating in her tight blouse, while day she wears her abaya and qimar.
3. Religious Somalis: There are many kinds Sufis, Salafis, Qadarais, but they all got one thing in common, getting loads of wimmenz. The Salafis got the game locked up, Xalimos love prancing with these fellows as they attract them like Sirens with their beautiful hadeeths and Quran. The market is overwhelmed with many Salafi Somali brothers looking to upgrade their game. These guys are mixed with good and bad, but man are they genius. Unfortunately, the Xalimoos are going for mere pences, for as little as an apple and a recitation of Jummah, a straight from Kingston, ex-drug dealin jim iving convert can land himself a plethora of Aminas, Ayaans and Hodans. These niggaz are eating well, when they done beating up dat, they divorce em and go back to slangin', or upgrade to wifey number #2. These jiving tricksters have hit the gold mine and will continue to desanctify Somali s!!l.
4. Prenentious "I am educated" Somali: These are the most arrogant of the Samaale race, they are the ones who graduated and got a BsC or BA and start looking down on others. Those Somalis who ain't got shid going on in their life, yes you know who I am talking about those Faraaxs driving taxis, telling you he got Masteres in Political Science or Biochemistry, dem niggaz saying this "temporary I am educated man I ain't like these losers", he still seeking that job after 3 + years. These are the types of Somalis who get useless degrees from uni and hating on others while their in 30,000+ debt. Hahhahahhaa, I laugh at these because their educated only made them drive taxi or work cleaners. Don't forget those Xalimoos who are still living with hooyo after getting Liberal Arts degree
, these xalimoos still unmarried while their 27 and their excuse is "im still in education" and if a nicca with no degree proposes she says no hes uneducated. Well lets see whose uneducated when you garoob!!! 
