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lets Share Funny Stories

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 4:29 pm
by Sheikh Mustafa
I will start.

A man with a small "G" was married to a woman. She felt dissatisfied made up a dream story. She told him that, She dreamt of all the men "G" holding a meeting. He asked her if she recognized his and she responded by telling him that, " She recognized his from a far way distance looking too small". He got angry and told her he also dream of the Women's "V" in a meeting. She asked him did you recognized mine and he responded " Actually the meeting was being held in your "V".

Lets continue..

Re: lets Share Funny Stories

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 4:39 pm
by GeoSeven
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Re: lets Share Funny Stories

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 4:42 pm
by jamal9
Sheikh Mustafa wrote:I will start.

A man with a small "G" was married to a woman. She felt dissatisfied made up a dream story. She told him that, She dreamt of all the men "G" holding a meeting. He asked her if she recognized his and she responded by telling him that, " She recognized his from a far way distance looking too small". He got angry and told her he also dream of the Women's "V" in a meeting. She asked him did you recognized mine and he responded " Actually the meeting was being held in your "V".

Lets continue..
.... a sheikh writing this kind of nonsense. SMH

Re: lets Share Funny Stories

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 4:54 pm
by ZubeirAwal
When I was two I almost stabbed my eye with a hot iron, and I dipped a slice of bread on toilet water and ate it.

Re: lets Share Funny Stories

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 4:56 pm
by Hodan94
Lol all your threads are marriage related...still havent found ur future wifey?

Re: lets Share Funny Stories

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 5:28 pm
by SavySallySupersedes
When I was 13, I got my first period. I looked down and thought: When did I spill kool-aid in my underwear?

Re: lets Share Funny Stories

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 5:30 pm
by ZubeirAwal
The blemishes of being a woman, they are like robots with cycles and schedules, Alhamdililah that Allah decreed that I was to be born a man. :whew: