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The chronicles of my soon to be housewife.

Post by ZubeirAwal »

A projection of how I deem the style of life I'd be living in, in a few years time. Hardcore feminists, proceed to read this at your own caution. :mrgreen:

It's an early morning, I'm 25, married and living a relatively stable life. I get off the bed while the wifey is still deep sleeping, knowing that I have a hard day of work ahead of me, I prepare myself. At work I'm focused but also lamenting the fact that I left the sleeping beauty in bed without saying hi or bye, I then long to meet an end to a day's work and to return home.

Few hours later I return home, give my greetings to the xaas, and she insists I eat on what she cooked. After dinner, we banter and talk jokes, now this xaas is not your everyday xaas, she knows she is a rabbatal-manzil, or to say, Lord of the home, and she is adorned with beauty and her figure, method of speech is very feminine. She and I continue laughing, she then proposes that she wants to show me her belly-dancing routine. I welcome her proposal , I enjoy and was pleased with her performance. We exchange words of love and affection and the day ends. Thus ends my projection on the day in the life of a housewife, and her traditional working husband, moi.

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and then she proposes that she wants to show me her belly-dancing routine, I welcome her proposal and I enjoy and was pleased with her preformance, we exchange words of love and affection and the day ends.
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Zubeir aka Hydrogen

I think u r dreaming too much. The funny thing is--YOU is a girl. :stylin:
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Basra- wrote:Zubeir aka Hydrogen

I think u r dreaming too much. The funny thing is--YOU is a girl. :stylin:
:holdup: Out of all the people you could compare me to? :snoop:
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Basra- wrote:Zubeir aka Hydrogen

I think u r dreaming too much. The funny thing is--YOU is a girl. :stylin:
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:lol:

Housewife = potatoes. She needs to work and avoid putting on the pounds. Otherwise she'll be watching daytime TV and talking gossip to her friends all day.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol:
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GOD, EVEN NOMADS PREFER TO BE INDEPENDENT FROM THEIR WIFES.
MEN OF THIS GENERATION HAD BEEN SPOONFED BY THEIR MOTHERS TILL 25 YRS OLD...AND EXPECT THEIR FUTURE WIFES TO CONTINUE TO STEP INTO THE ROLE THE MOTHER HAD LEFT OFF.
PATHETIC..

no disrespect to zubeir though
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This thread was bait for the girls who always go on about type,relationship,rights, role and so on and so forth.

You know who you are :mrgreen:

part two is coming soon. :demonic:
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:lol: :lol:

Soon to come.. The chronicles of my houshusband :D
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