snet- why should we give you this job?

[LobsterUnit]

abdi johnson: i have heard that the somalis who are employed here are lazy and incompetent. i will not fast during ramadan or pray on site. i have no dietary requirements.

sahal: because i am working hard for this job.

gurey: i will bring innovation and creativity to the table. my philosophy aspires to develop the somaliland work ethic as espoused by max webber, but slightly modified to protect somaliland from saudi arabia infiltrating the economy.

xplaya: i want to destabilise faqash sinister plans to monopolise the local canadian economy.

missbonita: my man is refusing to take me on a monthly shopping spree. i need new high heels. urgh!

mondey: to prevent the takfiris from taking over, the iraq, the syria, isis. i am good with technology.

liquid: the people here are completely and utterly useless. i can type faster than all of them put together. gosh, what's wrong with you?

zubeir: i want to understand the system better, so i can infiltrate the freemasons and prevent ebola spreading.

dr yalawow: i can drive bus, i can doing any job.

adali: i want to spread love. i would love to work here.

menace: i want you because, sorry i meant i want............

hawdian: ze ethiopia wa have ze phrase. there was once a man, he lived in ze mountain in tigray area.

[Bella18]

Hahaha!

Seems legit....
gotta love your creativity Mr Baasto

[Amira143]

Lmao @Bonita's, hawdian's And liquid's Spot on.

[Adali]

There is too much negativity in Snet, I would definitely spread more love and togetherness within Snet, you captured the essence of my character perfectly.

[YummyMummy]

Dr. Yalaxow's & Hawdian's one

Baasto you've done well, butfull coverage of SNet characters is needed

[MissFiora]

LMAO baasto thanks for painting me in such a light ...NOOOOT!